They had an enormous gas explosion in the City today. A building collapsed and people got hurt. Why is that a problem for me?
The gas company is coming to repair my gas line tomorrow. We put it off for a month but they are finally scheduled to come tomorrow. This latest disaster has to make you feel good
Jeez.
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Cheer up. This should make them extra careful tomorrow.
Ya think?
You need to grow with the times if you're going to stay in commie New York and deal with the drama. All that's required to show them who's in charge and straighten out their fearful gassy utility asses when they show up tomorrow all cowed and clueless from today's explosion, is a simple, non-personal and respectful "Get over it, bitches, stay out of my showroom and don't get in the way of my animal instincts". Such talk works like a charm on strangers and commandeers instant respect among the working class. If they happen to bull up for any reason or get mouthy, tell them you're prepared meet them halfway, as long as they start acting more reasonable and worthy of your respect. And remember, fear on the loose is worse than leaking gas. It too has a distinctive smell. Worse than dead rat, more like fresh skunk.
Wait till you hear about the business improvement district bullshit that they are stating up again.
For the heck of it, sneak up behind them and yell BOOM!
If you smell something... check into rehab... no, say something... say something, that's it.
Trooper....got curious, looked up BID's for NYC...wondered what the DUMBO Improvement District was in Brooklyn, etc. I cannot open the information because I am not using the latest browser, which is not available for Windows 7. That kind of limits exposure I'd say...:(
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