Saturday, March 29, 2014

Marilyn's Diary

Aunt Lily never got over the fact that Uncle Herman left her for Carol Herman. She partied with a bunch of hippie weirdo's at some Ranch in the Valley. She drank and took pills and had a lesbian affair with this writer bitch name Susie or Susann or something.

The worst was the tattoo's. She got bats and vampires and monsters and of course one of Uncle Herman. But the worst was the one she got right above her vagina. It said "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here."

Aunt Lily was fucked up.