So last night we had a flood. There was a leak in the ceiling. I didn't know what it was for but I suspected it was from the upstairs toilet. I had a handyman guy change the flushometer and the next day there was a leak.
When we got home there was an enormous bubble in the ceiling like a big ass pimple. So we burst it and water and plaster and ceiling stuff fell down into a bin I had put under the area. I call up the landlord and he tells me he will be over tonight with his plumber.
He shows up with this Chinese guy. I have met him before. He is a former Tibetan monk. He has worked for them before. And you know what his name is.
Wu.
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I've installed a few toilets. What's a flushometer?
"San Francisco cocksucker!!"
The thing with the big ball.
The flushometer not the San Francisco Cocksucker.
Wu Hu!
Trooper York said...
The thing with the big ball.
It's called a ballcock.
Such maintenance should only have involved shutting off the water supply. I'll bet you have a leaky a valve. See urologist.
Fook Wu? I've met the dude.
Leaky valve? Sounds like it could also be a bad flapper.
Leaky valve means Depends or a catheter.
Hey, I had a buddy from Korea days who wound up with a giant ball. He got it from waiting too long to treat a couple ugly STD's, not cock-sucking however. He might have been better off sucking cocks, eh? Anyway, he did get a 30% disability for it upon separation...how the hell they determined his enlarged nut was service-connected is beyond me.
He was servicing someone.
So that's what leads to wet-balls-on-toilet syndrome.
Change, I can handle. Screwing around with a good thing, and introducing sub-standard third world, non-rated replacement parts into an American Standard unit, well, what can I say but Wu untu Yu.
Buy Kohler products, the best and made in America. Plus, everyone here would like Herb Kohler. Haz has had a unique working relationship w/ Kohler, but socially he's a man' man and a very generous guy.
Mr Wu only uses American parts.
Made in China of course like everything else they sell in America these days.
Kohler products are made by hard working, non union Cheeseheads in Kohler, Wi. A great little company town.
Kohler factory workers in Wisconsin are unionized. Wiki Kohler Strike for a bit of union history.
I don't know for sure, but I believe the plants in Spartanburg and Brownsville are non-union.
As Johnny Carson would say, "I did not know that." Thanks, Haz.
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