Thursday, November 3, 2011

Marilyn's Diary


After Uncle Herman dumped Aunt Lily for Carol Herman we had a lot of problems. Eddie kept running away form home. Grandpa moved to New York. And Aunt Lily went sort of crazy.

At first she was really depressed and got drunk and did a lot of drugs. Then she decided to turn her life around. She started to work out and get healthy. And she got a lot of plastic surgery. Breast implants. Lipo. All sorts of experimental procedures so she could look like a young chick barely 1,000 years old or so. She started to hang out with me and all my college friends and go to clubs and stuff. Southern California was a wild place back then. She fell in with a fast crowd and started sleeping around. She did ballplayers and actors and even dated one of the Beach Boys. She also changed her look. This was a photo before she changed her makeup style. She went blond. She turned away from her heritage. Plus she was obviously copying me. So you see we eventually had a falling out.

She started dating this young Polish Film director who was very creepy. He kept checking me out and asking me how old I was. When I told him I was legal he kept saying "Too old, too old." I mean Aunt Lily was about 1147. But what with all her surgery and her new blond hairdo she looked about 23. Anyway she moved out of the mansion and married this perv and we lost touch after that.

I always wondered whatever happened to them.

But I just couldn't live their helter skelter lifestyle.

7 comments:

ndspinelli said...

Hoochy Mama!! She could cause Titus to start hitting from the other side of the plate.

edutcher said...

Actually, when she was a contract player for Universal, Aunt Lily really looked like that.

More symmetrical, more hips and bottom, but, yeah, she looked like that.

Gerry from Valpo said...

SCHWINGGGG!

blake said...

Yes.

Yes, she did.

chickelit said...

Lily's life seems to track Betty Draper's.

I wonder if Lily ever hooked up with George Barris or Ed "Big Daddy" Roth? They were SoCal Jesse James (Monstergarage) customizers of their time, though I don't know if they had Bob Crane for an idol. Fits the description you portray here.

Titus said...

She has big tits.

chickelit said...

The scales just fell from Titus's eyes.

I await Sixty Grit's expert analysis of boobage authenticity.