Wednesday, March 11, 2009

It's a crime I tell ya!!!

I am so busy it is a freakin' crime. We had to go to a vendor yesterday to buy fall and I was out all day and couldn't get to my accounting bullshit until around 10 at night. So it was a long night and I had no time to post. I hope to fix that soon. I mean I didn't review the Idol when it was freakin' Michael Jackson night. That had to be a hot mess.

I hope to have some good shit up tonight. No not that kind of good shit Titus. The other kind.

7 comments:

TitusLaughedToo said...

Why no titus shit?

I know why. It's because you are a homophone.

TitusLaughedToo said...

Today i want to say, from the bottom of my heart, everyone pinches a loaf.

It is a discussion that some fear having but I believe it is incredibly important.

Darcy pinches a loaf, Troop does, Hoosier Daddy, even Professor Althouse is a loaf pincher. Gay, straight, black, white, asian, latino, disabled, non disabled, veterans, rare clumbers we are all one, we are all loaf pinchers.

What I am saying is that we are all connected in this crazy world to each other through our loaves.

I feel a very special connection to all of you today.

Please think of me the next time you pinch a loaf and I will do the same for each of you.

It will be fun.

Thank you so much for your time...loaf pinchers.

chickelit said...

No worries Trooper, Althouse has gotcha covered. Now everybody back to work!

TitusLaughedToo said...

Mentally challenged also pinch loaves. They are called special loaves. It makes them connected to the rest of us as well.

ricpic said...

I haven't pinched a loaf in two days. I feel so left out.

Thinking about someone else working too hard isn't as good as watching someone else working too hard...but it's a start. ;^)

Michael Haz said...

Don't fret, Trooper. I watched Idol for you. Short version:

Hannibal Lechter has done something to Paula Abdul's mug. Botox, at least a pint since last week. She looks like a bot that dances and spews random words in a non-punctuated manner. Her dress appeared to be constructed of pigeon feathers.

Thirteen contestants sang. It's obvious that the contest is between Danny Gokey and Adam Lambert, both of whom are ready now to cut CDs and go on tour. Everyone else is in the also-ran category.

My bet: The blind dude and the Puerto Rican guy are gone tonight, although there's supposed to be some kind of sooper dooper surprise tonight regarding the contest, so who knows.

Maybe Paula will choose a love slave.

knox said...

Michael H, I noticed that Paula looked weird. It was just a matter of time. Kara probably makes her insecure.