Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Blake's projector is broke!

Hey Blake said his projector is broke and he needed some hot Star Trek action so who am I to deny him.

I mean what are we, monks?

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20 comments:

DaLawGiver said...

I forgot about 7 0f 9. She is way hotter than any of the babes in your current poll, old school or not.

She is my write-in candidate.

April 7, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Titushasmovedon said...

Did you all know that the fat content between eating a grass fed cow and a corn fed cow is huge.

Free Range Chicken does not necessarily mean they are running around the farm and dancing and having fun-labels are misleading.

People were smaller 100 years ago because our produce, meats and crap were farmed differently than they are today.

I am here to enlighten and educate you all my little crumpets.

Do you all know what you are putting in your mouths every day? Toxins, Mites, Rodent Pellets, Fly Eggs, Maggots, Rodent Hair.

Our chicken is 266% more fat than it was in the 1970's. This is an emergency. I have been living and not knowing what I am putting in my mouth daily.

Frozen Broccoli has 60 mites in it per 100 grams.

April 7, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Trooper York said...

How much fat is there when RH Hardin eats out a chicken?

April 7, 2009 at 7:19 PM
Titushasmovedon said...

Did anyone see Ted Kennedy's opening day pitch at Fenway today?

It was really sad.

Trooper I bet you know all about this food stuff don't you? I didn't have a clue. I have been living in a cave I guess. You actually cook your meals, or your wife does so you must pick out your food.

By the way, I am still pissed you left for the past few days. I came here every day hoping, wanting, yearning for my little dose of Troop-but to no avail. How could you?

April 7, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Titushasmovedon said...

Salmon is the best fish for you.

Fish Tacos on the other hand are very bad for you. The book said.

April 7, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Titushasmovedon said...

Was that Star Trek chick the one that went to sex clubs with the senatorial candidate in Illinois who ran against Obama? I like her even more if it was. She must be a slut, I hope it was her. I love sluts.

April 7, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Titushasmovedon said...

I like the Star Trek chicks outfits. Very retro and hot. It makes their tits pointy, pointy tits are fun. Yeah, pointy tits.

April 7, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Trooper York said...

Yes she is the one who made Barrack Obama President.

Oh and "Yeah pointy tits indeed."

April 7, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Titushasmovedon said...

Bison is one of the best meats you can eat.

Poor Ms. Ryan-her claim to fame is making Barack Obama president.

Life works in mysterious ways.

If it was a gay world, her ex who went to the sex clubs would be president, but it is not. We aren't judgey like that.

April 7, 2009 at 7:47 PM
Titushasmovedon said...

Lamb, Venison, Alligator and Ostrich are also very good meats.

All this meat talk has me thinking about a nice hog.

April 7, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Ruth Anne Adams said...

Nick Lachey threw out the first pitch in Cincinnati. I guess Meade was unavailable.

April 7, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Simon said...

Titushasmovedon said...
"Frozen Broccoli has 60 mites in it per 100 grams."

We grow our own. We have around 45sq' allocated to broccoli this year, which isn't much, but it's more than you can grow in NYC!

Also, I don't think you'll find anything in THE book that says that, unless "The book" is "humping dudes for (dude) dummies."

April 7, 2009 at 8:11 PM
blake said...

Hey, watch it with the pointy talk.

That's my domain.

And that's not a good YouTube video.

This requires a response. Gentlemen! To your blogs!

April 7, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Titushasmovedon said...

Andrew Lambert was amazing on American Idol tonight.

April 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
I'm Full of Soup said...

I bet if old Teddy threw out the first pitch at the Diamondback's stadium, it would land in the pool.

And I used to a bigtime DEM & Kennedy supporter. I drove around two of the Kennedy sisters during a campaign in Philly about 30 years ago. I still have the secret service lapel pin somewhere.

Titus - we all have to die of something.

April 7, 2009 at 9:21 PM
Hoosier Daddy said...

I'm starting to feel like a monk.

April 7, 2009 at 9:24 PM
Trooper York said...

Nah you're more of a mook.

April 7, 2009 at 9:27 PM
dr kill said...

I once dated a free-range cow. She was real horny for a heifer. But they say if your hog stays fat for more than four hours you should call a doctor.

Especially if the Doc looks like that twat with the glittery left eye. You people should be ashamed to know the name of her Star Trac character, but you're not, in fact, you're proud of it. What a sign of misspent hours, hours better spent searching the internet for pointy tits and four-hour hogs.

I guarantee Teddy Kennedy wouldn't make that mistake. He was a big pointy titty man, used to search all over Martha and even in her Vineyard, and in the back seat of his Chevy, and in Scranton, and also in the Edgartown Bay. He was the king of the four hour hog.

April 7, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Peter V. Bella said...

Teddy Boy is still alive? When he threw that pitch, he didn't hit and kill any women did he? Oh, never mind; we'll never find out anyway.

April 7, 2009 at 10:09 PM
save_the_rustbelt said...

Kate Mulgrew, like Althouse, married a man from Ohio.

All the real studs are from Ohio.

April 9, 2009 at 5:04 PM

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