No spam man.

I really want to cut down on the spam emails which I get once every fifty posts or so like all of those big time bloggers. I thought about putting in a word verification system like so many people have but I figured what the hell I ain't lazy like some people we know so I will just delete them when they show up.

Or mock them unmericifully. I mean I don't get so many comments that I can blow them off so easily. I hate when it takes three steps to post a comment. I think it really discourages people from commenting.

But I am instituting a secret handshake. So if you want to comment here you have to shake. If you don't have anyone else in the room with you, well you need to do it with your penis.

Just remember if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it.

You dolls can just rub your ta-ta's.

Thank you, All the Best, your pal Trooper.