Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Tyler Perry's White House of Pain


(Family quarters, upstairs at the White House)
Michelle Obama: (walking in back from the European trip) Mama I am home!
Marian Robinson (Michelle’s mom) Thank God you are home. Where is that no account husband of yours?
Michelle Obama: Now Mama don’t start we just got back.
Marian Robinson: Well call his skinny ass in here I have to talk to him. I have some news.
Michelle Obama (picks up phone) Hi can you ask the President to come upstairs. Thank you.
President Barrack Obama: (Comes rushing in) Is every thing OK, are the girls all right.
Michelle Obama: My mother wants to talk to you.
President Barrack Obama (mutters under his breath) Oh shit.
Marian Robinson: What did you say you skinny assed fool.
President Barrack Obama: Nothing Mother. You do know that I am President of the United States. You might show me just a little respect.
Marian Robinson: You still just a skinny ass half white poser in my book fool. If only Michelle had lay down in front of Michael Jordan’s car like I told her we would be sitting pretty. Anyway I have a surprise for you. While you were palling around with those French faggots I invited someone to stay with me to keep me and the girls company
President Barrack Obama: Oh no …..It can’t be… you didn’t?
Marian Robinson: I sure did it’s my sister Madea.
Madea: (comes into the room) That’s right, Barry. I be living here now.
President Barack Obama: Oh shit.
Made: Don’t make me come over there and wash out your dirty little mouth Sonny.

17 comments:

chickelit said...

OK people, this is good example of why the world needs TY.

Deal with it!

Trooper York said...

It's a new continuing series chickenlittle.

Trooper York said...

You know I would feel a lot better if Madea was in charge of dealing with the North Koreans. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

Can't you just see her bursting into a nail parlor and demanding to talk to that Midget dictator they got there?

chickelit said...

It's a new continuing series chickenlittle.

I knew that when I saw it. I too recognized the potential months ago. But you put it into practice, so run with it!

P.S. I hope this doesn't wreck your day job!

ricpic said...

Pity the Fool!!!

blake said...

Does this mean I have to start watching Tyler Perry movies?

Trooper York said...

No the characters will be easy to pick up.

Trooper York said...

You have the ambitious, sedate, boring and confused buppie couple who have lost touch with real life. Also with the smart mouth kids, the grouchy and touchy mother in law and the earthy tell the truth no holds barred crazy Auntie who will straighten their ass out. So to speak.

ricpic said...

Ain't nobody goan straighten out Michelle ass!

Trooper York said...

Oh I don't know. I have my money on Medea.

Asante Samuel said...

Nice tits.

dr kill said...

Does this lovely lady purchase and have her foundation garments fitted at some joint in Brooklyn?

Woof.

Titushasmovedon said...

I have been eating lots of salads lately and they really make you peal out a nasty loaf. It isn't really even a loaf. It is just like spray. After a dindin salad I can rip three sprays within a matter of hours. They fucking smell too. Flushing never gets all the spray from the bowel because it literally covers the thing.

I am also reading Eat this, not That. I am trying to eat better. I also purchased the book Eat this, not That-when you are at the supermarket.

The book is teaching me how to feel fruits and vegetables in order to determine if they are quality. I am also inspecting the fruits skins, the skin of a fruit is very telling.

I don't like the green woman from Star Trek being labeled a "bitch". That's sexist. Please change it ASAP.

Titushasmovedon said...

I would like to feel Madea's tits. They look like they could be fun. Does Madea ever get lucky?

Titushasmovedon said...

Do you read your labels on your foods in the supermarket? They can be very misleading. I am learning so much.

Also, the foods that are best for you are laid out around the store and foods that are bad for you are right in the middle and usually at eye contact. Food producers pay for where their food is actually displayed. Kind of like you pay a primo price to see Madonna do a fan kick in concert.

Peter V. Bella said...

Jeremy would say that you, being a CPA, are not very patriotic. It is unamerican to demean Obama and his family.

At least that is the shit he pulls over at AA.