Drudge Report August 8, 2009An unfortunate turn of events for Heather Locklear. After the effects of a botched face lift and the recent rumors of an ill advised romance with fey elf David Spade, she is reduced to renting a dog to play with on the beach in the hope of meeting men. The encounter pictured above in Bel Air ended badly as the man in question was really only interested in the dog. Well the four legged dog.
But Ms. Locklear was somewhat mollified when she found out she had set the Guinness World Record for the longest tampon......developing.
3 comments:
Forget the ripcord, Batman, look how fast that guy can move with only one leg. Remarkable.
He can start at linebacker on my handicapped fantasy football team.
That's one nasty shot. Photograph, I mean.
Bet you thought I meant Troop's shot though. lol
Ka Pow!
Seemingly there is a limit to good taste but no limit to bad.
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