"So I want to talk to you about your retirement J Edgar."
"Sure Mr. President but before you do can you help identify the naked women in some pictures we have of you and a couple of young ladies. Is it the German Spy Inga Binga from your younger days or Frank Sinatra's girl that he shares with Momo?"
"Errrr....on second thought maybe Bobby can help with that appropriation bill for the new FBI headquarters."
"Great. I want to change the drapes. Oh and Efram Zimbalist needs a new pair of shoes. He is a sweet sweet boy. We have to get him a series. Maybe Bobby can talk to Marilyn and she can blow somebody so he can get a show."
"I will get right on it Mr. Director."
"I am sure you will Bobby I am sure you will."
6 comments:
I'm interested to see what Eastwood does w/ Hoover in his new flick.
Rex Reed panned it. I guess that's like Roy Cohn saying J. Edgar wasn't gay or Titus not wearing Penn State colors this weekend or something.
Don't forget how J Edgar went to FDR after he found out Jack, in the cushy Embassy Row job Old Joe got him, had been letting too much classified info slide across too many pillows.
Supposedly, the conversation went:
Hoover: "Either you do something or I will".
FDR: "Solomons far enough for you?".
Hoover: "Works for me".
That's how Jack never gave Hoover any trouble.
I would of done a three way with Jack and Bobby but not with J. Edgar and Clyde.
What about w/ Teddy and John John?
Does De Caprio clench his jaw even tighter than he's done in all his other serious roles?
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