Not many people realize that March 15th is almost as big a deadline as April 15th. March 15th is when most "C" corporate and Subchapter S corporate returns are due. So I am swamped with lots of accounting bullshit and won't really be posting until tonight.But stay tuned for some Celebrity Apprentice and Laura Bush's diary.
To amuse yourself go down a few posts and check out the Professor's cans. She says they are spectacular.
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Aww. Hang in there, Trooper. And thanks for continuing to provide the laughs even when you're so busy!
Trooper, can I recommend a good tax guy?
Let's see, I have it here somewhere on the old Rolodex.
I'll just give a good spin. Maybe I'll get lucky.
Aha, here it is..........
T. Geithner.
He's the only man for the job and is a whiz with the latest tax software.
Speaking of spectacular I just pinched a spectacular loaf.
It just went on and on and on. It was pure heaven. There were so many layers and levels to it.
Wish you could of been here to witness it.
We understand.
Anyone else care to share their own pinched loaf stories?
What's with New York State that it won't let you take your $3,500 exemption for yourself against your income on the Fed 1040? And don't tell me that would be taking the exemption twice. You're being taxed twice, right? Why not get it over with and rename New York, Thieves 'R Us?!
Trooper, please ditch the Carl Levin look. I have to see enough of his mug here. :)
Hi, Troop and gang.
Had to come over from Ann's for a breath of fresh air. Heavy conversation over there about that axelrod up our asses.
Sorry, but I am still feeling negatively stoked about our current President and his gang of thieves...um...tax evaders even.
Nice to see Troop is doing the right thing though.
Trooper,
Just had to get away from Althouse. Alpha is on a roll telling me to go fuck myself and blathering about VRWCs and black helicopters or something. Then there is sohereiam postulating about the grandeur of raising taxes and our tax system in general.
So I come over here for some humor and what do I get- more effing tax shite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Form 7004
CPAs best friend.
Extend those puppies!!!
Hey, Trooper...this place falls apart without you, ya know? Good luck with your deadline. :)
Just stopped by. Looking for a non-toxic envrionnment where I can hang out for a while.
How's everyone?
Hi, Michael. I was doing the same.
No complaints here, other than the one that Darcy made so sweetly. And actually, Darcy, I know it wasn't a complaint so much as a positive way to say what we all are thinking.
Troop's parties are SO much better when he lets us in. Not that I don't appreciate he lets his door open for us.
You know as bad as tax day is, it could be worse. Back in the day in jolly old England, the tax man actually came to your house to collect the taxes. Or your chickens if you were light on the coin.
"Hey March 15th is a big deadline."
That's what J. Caesar said, according to some loafpincher named Shakespeare. And , by the way, if those simple Olde Englishe types really did identify by a surname reflecting their occupation, did the Bard's family shake spears, or did they shakes pears? Warriors and horticulturalists want to know.
And did the Titus family chop turds? Titus Turdchopper has a nice ring to it, almost presidential. Rolls off the fucking tongue, it does.
And Troop, last but not least, the Feds are taking another 250 bucks a week out of my check. What's up with that? Another 12 K a year. I hope some of you fuckers get some of it. When does the 13 bucks a week refund start for the great unwashed?
Hi everyone, I just got back from the beer can bathtub post and
1. Looks like my house last night, Penn State is on spring break and we are entertaining a dozen silly sophmores.
Except, that brown thing is so not in my tub. I think it's one of Titus Turdchopper's recent works of art
Extend those puppies!!!
Notice how breast blogging keeps sneaking in here?
"Notice how breast blogging keeps sneaking in here?"
Why yes I have noticed that, Michael.
Soooo yesterday.
What with the REAL portrait of Shakespeare so recently discovered...I need to excuse myself to go talk to Dr. Kill.
He brings at least one shaken speare, and I have good posture.
No telling where this might go.
Michael:
I am duly embarassed about the "puppies."
Not that I mentioned them, but that I didn't think about them.
I must be getting old if I do not relate everything to breasts every minute of the day.
save_the_rustbelt - It's understandable; we all have lapses.
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