Well we got two of the three right from last night. They took Lil Round of Rebound and the blind dude. And in a surprise they took the Idol been Berry Berry Good to Me guy form Puerto Rico. But they only used half the show and had this new gimmick called the wild card. Actually it is not new but had been used in prior years to bring back people like Jennifer Hudson and Clay Aiken. So I guess it is a good idea.
Now for the vote for the worst people they brought back the hot mess of Tatiana. Not to say that she is hot but man she is a mess. All she could do is weep and thank everyone. Sort of sounded like garage mahal after every time he gets laid. They may have set a trap for themselves because she could be like Sanjaya and last a long time.
Speaking of Sanjaya, they also brought back the Indian dude Anun-dog or whatever his name is. Man if they ever get organized over on the customer services lines in Bombay he can go far. I think all he has to say is that he is looking for a nice traditional wife to marry and it is in the bag. We have to watch that closely.
They brought back the annoying hippie girl with the tats up her arm but I think she is going out fast because she seems way too arrogant and doesn’t have a natural constituency to vote for her. But I think they will pick her for the blonde hippie spot.
Now Jasmine the homeless girl will definitely be one of the picks because they do not have enough blacks in the final twelve. So she has one spot. For sure.
The outside shot is the piano playing dude who they might pick because they want another straight guy. But only if they need to even out the number of boys and girls.
So to recap. My picks. Jasmine the homeless cutie, stupid barefoot hippie chick, Tatiana the Train wreck and piano dude. Three out of those four should be your wild card picks.
Now for the vote for the worst people they brought back the hot mess of Tatiana. Not to say that she is hot but man she is a mess. All she could do is weep and thank everyone. Sort of sounded like garage mahal after every time he gets laid. They may have set a trap for themselves because she could be like Sanjaya and last a long time.
Speaking of Sanjaya, they also brought back the Indian dude Anun-dog or whatever his name is. Man if they ever get organized over on the customer services lines in Bombay he can go far. I think all he has to say is that he is looking for a nice traditional wife to marry and it is in the bag. We have to watch that closely.
They brought back the annoying hippie girl with the tats up her arm but I think she is going out fast because she seems way too arrogant and doesn’t have a natural constituency to vote for her. But I think they will pick her for the blonde hippie spot.
Now Jasmine the homeless girl will definitely be one of the picks because they do not have enough blacks in the final twelve. So she has one spot. For sure.
The outside shot is the piano playing dude who they might pick because they want another straight guy. But only if they need to even out the number of boys and girls.
So to recap. My picks. Jasmine the homeless cutie, stupid barefoot hippie chick, Tatiana the Train wreck and piano dude. Three out of those four should be your wild card picks.
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Ah crap. They put psycho girl and Iatedog back into the competition. Why? Ratings, duh.
The final twelve included some pretty good talent, but now we have to see the additional eight second-raters.
I may not watch again unless Paula shows up topless.
You have to watch for the laughs man. There is nothing better than watching Paula try to complete a sentance. Maybe she can read her comments out of order again and comment on songs before they actually sing them. That's comedy gold right there.
You're right. my wife screams at Paula A verb! A noun! An adjective, dammit! Find the end! What's your point??!!
That's pretty entertaining, since my wing is usually pretty calm. She does hate vacant women, though.
I would love to see them do a Madonna night.
She is the best performer in the entire world.
I love Madonna so much. Her music, her shows, her dancing, her body.
She is the best.
We love our Madonnna!!!!!!!!
That would be great.
Then they could all have sex with the Puerto Rican dude.
OHHHH that does sound hot Trooper.
Just think of all the songs...
Human Nature
Sex
Papa Don't Preach
Like A Virgin
Material Girl
Vogue
Bad Girl
Music
American Pie
Burning Up
Borderline
Dress You Up In My Love
Don't Cry For Me Argentina
Hollywood
Frozen
Ray Of Light
Lucky Star
Everybody
Hanky Panky
Rain
Used To Be My Playground
Cherish
Express Yourself
God the list goes on and on. And that is just touching a few of her really amazing songs. She really is the best superstar in the entire world.
God I love her. She is amazing.
And so beautiful too.
You should do a poll on which Madonna song or style is most fierce.
I would vote for the Kaballah Madonna. It was so emotional. I bought a little red piece of yarn for a wristband and everything to show my solidarity with Madonna.
She is really is incredible...and beautiful.
Madonna is the most important cultural phenomonon over the past 100 years.
I read that in some culture book.
She really is that important.
And that body-wooooo-love it-fierce-amazing-incredible. What a role model for young girls today.
That's pretty obsessive Titus. It's OK, I used to feel the same way about Hendrix.
I don't know if this is true... but I have heard Madonna's farts smell like freshly baked cookies.
*hugs, Titus!*
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