Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Muffin Top!


My muffin top is all that.
Whole-grain, low-fat.
I know you wanna piece of that,
But I just wanna dance.

Check checkin' out my sweet hips,
My sugar-coated berry lips.
I know you wanna get with this,
But I'm just here to dance.

So back up off of me,
You're weirding me out.

I'm an independent lady.
So do not try to play me.
I run a tidy bakery.
The boys all want my cake for free,
But if you can't shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top.

6 comments:

Jason (the commenter) said...

Although I am not a sports fan, I applaud the new direction of this blog.

Hoosier Daddy said...

That Schlitz was some good beer buddy.

blake said...

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Which is awkward, let me tell you.

Jason (the commenter) said...

This picture makes me want to become a cheese head.

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