Monday, June 30, 2008

Diamonds are a Girl's best friend.


Toot’s Shors Saloon, April 15, 1953
Toots: Hey Joe isn’t she a pip. Wow. She really knows how to hold a……conversation.
Joe DiMaggio:
Toots: Cheeze it, she’s coming back from the bathroom.
Marilyn: (in a breathy sexy voice) Hi Joe. Did you miss me. (Marilyn sits down opposite Joe, and as she does her legs are really open. She is definitely not wearing any underwear)
Joe DiMaggio:
Toots: Of course he missed ya kid. You’re the greatest.
Marilyn: So Joe. It must be a lot of fun to be a baseball star. It’s really hard to be in the movies. Everybody is so mean.
Toots Shor: I bet it’s really tough to be a blonde too, eh kid.
Marilyn: Well, I really am a natural red head.
Joe DiMaggio: I know.
Marilyn: JOE! No peeking.

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