Wednesday, June 25, 2008

News flash; J-Lo is a Bitch!

MSN Gossip News:
The kinder, gentler image Jennifer Lopez has projected since the debut of 4-month-old twins Max and Emme is being dinged by an alleged boutique brouhaha. The New York Post claims Mrs. Marc Anthony was "a diva with a capital D" during a recent excursion to a Catherine Malandrino outpost not far from her Long Island estate. "She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, 'Absolutely not,'" a snitch asserts to the paper. "Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn't buy one thing."

I call that a Saturday morning at the store. If you can't put up with that you should close your doors. My pet peeve is with immigrants. It doesn't matter from what country, they just think you are a stupid white American and they can get a discount or a sales price. My policy, every time you talk amongst yourselves in a foreign language the price goes up bitch. I know curse words in thirty languages and I know what you said.

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