Problems of a shopkeeper

So I am working in the store today and it is about ninety degrees in the shade outside. Now today it is just me and the wife as she fired everybody last week. But that's another story.

Anyway I come out from the back when someone comes in because the wife is on the phone with vendors and such since they know we are always in on Tuesdays. So I come out and work with the people or just give them the fish eye if they are lookie-loos and have no intention of buying something but just want to come into the air conditioning.

You see we have a reputation of having super cool a/c which we need because you don't want sweaty people trying on clothes. Trust me that is not good. But on the other hand we are not a movie theater when you buy a ticket to get cool. I mean we want customers to come in or even just potential customers not just people waiting for the bus.

Anyway this super skinny anorexic bitch comes in talking on the phone. She walks around the store talking a mile a minute and very vaguely looking at stuff. Now this whore is not one of our customers. I have farts that way more than her. She really wasn't going to buy anything. But then she has the balls to sit down in one of our chairs to conduct her conversation. I mean I ain't the fucking mall. If you are not a customer I really don't need you to come in to get out of the heat. I walk over to ask her if I can help her but she turns her face to the wall and continues her conversation and ignores me. Now I don't want a scene because the wife is talking to my granddaughter on the scipe on the computer and I don't want her to learn any new words. So I back off and let is slide for a minute.

This bitch finishes her call the same time my wife does and she starts to leave. The wife calls out"Hope you enjoyed your visit!" The girl turns and says over her shoulder "Are you the owner?" and then continues to walk out. She didn't wait around for an answer. But if she ever comes back she is going to get one. Oh boy is she going to get one.