Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend

Coney Island Boardwalk August 23, 1962 (In an effort to enhance the reputation of the FBI, J Edgar Hoover is out and about with the hoi polloi judging a swimsuit competition)
Mark Felt: Deputy Director Tolson, I just got a call from Toots Shor.
Clyde Tolson: What does that dirty yid want?
Mark Felt: It seems that Joe DiMaggio wants to speak to the Director.
Clyde Tolson: We don’t have to jump just because that Dago called. Tell them that the director is busy.
Mark Felt: Well he said something about calling Drew Pearson to talk about Lepke and Lucky whatever that means.
Clyde Tolson: Oh shit. Ok. (he walks up to Hoover who is standing between a man and a woman who are both in swim suits)
Woman: Well Mr. Hoover you look so handsome in your suit. Is that your gun or are you happy to see me?
J Edgar Hoover: That’s my gun bitch. Say young man do you like gladiator movies?
Clyde Tolson; Eddie, Eddie we have to go.
J Edgar Hoover: What’s the matter Clyde is something wrong with the rare clumbers.
Clyde Tolson: No it’s that dirty Dago DiMaggio.
J Edgar Hoover: What the hell does he want?
Clyde Tolson: Well he mentioned Lepke and Lucky so I guess he is calling in his marker.
J Edgar Hoover: Damnit. I was just starting to have some fun.