Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Its all there in black and white

"Well Selina what is this? This was never in your room before."
"This? Why it is my giant pussy phone. I keep my phone in this giant pussy. When I get a call I simply reach into my pussy and take it out. And purrrr."
"That is very interesting Selina. I just did not picture your pussy quite that way."
"Why is it to garish for your taste Trey?"
"Well not really...it seems ...well it seem very big."
"It is all relative Trey. Of course this is only the old method of communicating."
"Why what do you mean Selina?"
"Would you like to see where I keep my cell phone?"
"hamana-hamana-hamama--urrph."
"It is a very small phone. I can tuck it away almost anywhere....would you like to see?"
"hamana-haman-hamana-urrph."
"My Trey you must stop that Cat-a-whauling. Ha,ha,ha,ha!"

15 comments:

ricpic said...

Julie Newmar projected zero sensuality. I know she had a great bod. But the attitude was wrong. Just my take.

chickelit said...

Julie Newmar projected zero sensuality.

Are you kidding ricpic? She was my first crush as a boy.

TMink said...

Ricpic, attraction is a very individual thing. But I am on record about Julie Newmar stirring me up when I was but a lad, and she still does a bit.

So who got your motor running as a teen?

Trey

chickelit said...

Let's ask Blake what he thinks, shall we?

ricpic said...

My motor?

Bardot
Joey Heatherton

Those two were sexpots.

But as to a real woman?

Deborah Kerr

Trooper York said...

Hey I already did some Molly Picon posts.

Maybe I can give ricpic his own series.

ricpic said...

Now Molly Picon. That was hot! ;^)

Darcy said...

Deborah Kerr!

*hugs ricpic*

That's pretty cool.

TMink said...

Joey was hot, but she was such a lush I never understood a single word she said.

Trey

Trooper York said...

You say that like it's a bad thing Trey?

blake said...

Newmar didn't do it for me as a boy or as Catwoman. (Sorry, I loved the Batman comic book, hated the show. I like the show now, because I get the concept is camp, but my young self didn't appreciate that.)

But as Stupefyin' Jones she was pretty stupefyin'.

Real woman? Mmmmmm....Vivien Leigh? Ingrid Bergman? Maureen O'Hara?

Darcy said...

Ohh. Blake's looking for hugs, too!

Bergman and O'Hara.

*hugs*

Okay...skedaddling - all out of hugs. :)

chickelit said...

You guys are lying to suck up to Darcy!

blake said...

Nonsense, CL.

Not that I wouldn't, but in this case I don't have to.

TMink said...

Oh, real women?

My wife.

Trey - who REALLY knows how to brown nose