Sunday, December 4, 2011

Sexy cows begging to be milked


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Anonymous said...

It was my Moooo comment that put EBL over the top, LOL!

December 4, 2011 at 4:05 PM
ndspinelli said...

I tried to have your back girl. EBL is autocratic, ironically like the Dems you revere. Karma I guess.

December 4, 2011 at 5:10 PM
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December 4, 2011 at 5:22 PM
MamaM said...

Best to consider the whole cow, not just the tale.

Allie may be female, but it's doubtful the term "girl" accurately designates her accumulated experience.

She appears to have been old enough to have made cow eyes at Roger prior to the lowing and know what she was doing.

December 4, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Anonymous said...

Yep, this old cow has been around the field a few times and enjoys tempting the bulls once in a while, never too old for a friendly mooo, but I have a heart of gold and would've given the farmer her days worth of milk and more.

The farmer is losing her best milkers, she's been serving her cows moldy hay, a dull boring meal, leaving the cows with a case of bovine indigestion.

The farmer gets pissed off when her farm gets "mislabeled" in the Big List of Farm Blogs, she wants the neighbors to see her farm as being unique , getting chocolate, vanilla and even strawberry milk from her favorite cows, but truthfully she colors the milk . Her cows try to please like the good sycophants they are.

A sad tale of the tail end of a blog.

December 4, 2011 at 6:21 PM
MamaM said...

Well tolled.

never too old for a friendly mooo, but I have a heart of gold and would've given the farmer her days worth of milk and more.

Iron Clad Carol Herman II

December 4, 2011 at 6:52 PM
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December 4, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Anonymous said...

Carol Herman doesn't know how to moo prettily. She's quirky , and that makes her charming. The farmer lady only appreciates cows that moo her tune. She is too self involved to know happy cows make better milk.

December 4, 2011 at 7:28 PM
MamaM said...

Yes, Carol Herman tends toward the quirky. Men especially seem to go for a sweeter, stickier kuchen with a hint of tartness. Add a wink to a golden heart and the possibilities for stirring up a new kind of cake are endless.

December 4, 2011 at 8:08 PM
TTBurnett said...

Hey diddle diddle,
The Cat play'd the fiddle,
The Cow jumped over the moon,
The little Dog laughed to see such sport,
To which the Dish ran away with the Spoon.

December 4, 2011 at 11:31 PM
MamaM said...

In TY parlance: Whose being diddled?

December 4, 2011 at 11:45 PM
Trooper York said...

Jimmy Darmody's mother in Boardwalk Empire.

December 5, 2011 at 12:44 AM
MamaM said...

Rape at 13 by the Commodore sounds like the cow jumping the moon. Marilyn got screwed early on too, with more diddling to follow.

December 5, 2011 at 1:58 AM

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