Elsie is pretty much retired now. She was tired of the rat race and her voracious sexual encounters. The several children she had with different bulls are all out of the barn now and she lives a qiuet life in Wisconsin. She chose Wisconsin because they are famous for cheese and boredom. You see she wants to live a boring life making cheese in place no one would try to look her up because no one in their right mind would want to go if they didn't have to visit family or something. Her grandkids stay with her over the summer and she loves to read to them. She only sends them out to play on the lake if the plumber comes over to clean out her pipes.
Elsie might be old but she is still a sexy cow.
(Got Milk, The E True Hollywood of Elsie the Cow)
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Oh that Elsie, once a slut, always a slut . On the prowl, even when babysitting her grand calves. Sheesh.
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