It seems that there is another stupid study that says eating sausage causes cancer. Just like breathing. I mean everything causes cancer.
This was in a British newspaper so most likely it is all bullshit. They say that eating processed meat like sausages and salami and ham raises the chance of pancreatic cancer by one fifth. Who believes this shit?
Everybody dies. Nobody gets out alive.
Enjoy your sausage. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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By one fifth? It'll take more than that for me to give up my delicious meat tubes!
I would expect so.
You have to wonder where the money comes from these studies. It almost has to be a government body somewhere. And do you suppose there are any studies talking about the good meats do for you?
They'd have us all be poor, non-reproducing vegetarians.
It's a true scientific fact that life causes death.
Call me a lifeist, but don't doubt me.
I would have no problem with articles like this if they were written like this:
"Activity X increases the risk of disease Y by a factor of Z, raising the average likelihood of getting the disease from __ to __."
Trouble is, they always omit the last, most informative, part. It's as if the reporters don't understand numbers or something.
It's as if the reporters don't understand numbers or something.
Innumerable innumerate rable
The Devil in New England is ready for God.
Go Pats.
tits.
OMG, Giselle is there. So love her.
Giselle.
tits.
I hope Tebow wins!
NINERS!!!
Agreement with your post, you oracle you.
With the GOP hell bent on nominating BreckBoyGeorge, I just went out and bought 2 dozen Banquet Breakfast Links at a $10/10 sale at Waldbaums and will now eat 5 a day for the next month to up my chances to 200%.
what he said.
Sorry Chick, the devil crushed Jesus.
But tomorrow presents another day of Heaven and Hell.
Go Pats.
The only way anyone will ever take my Hungarian sausage away is to pry it from my cold dead hand. What's a girl to do without her sausage?
Wait, is that hot sausage or sweet?
What's a girl to do without her sausage?
No way am I answerin' that!
Now we have gotten that Denver being the chosen team out of the way, Giants fans need to accept the obvious.
The Greenbay Packers are the chosen ones...
And Trooper cursed them. It is sad but true. But they would have lost anyway.
I encourage all Greenbay fans who have time to go to Big Blue Interactive and let them know who the best team is.
Boy about 300 angry giants fans just hit my site over me posting about the curse Trooper York invoked on the team. Boy they will be mad when the Giants lose today.
Banned!
Only the worse sites ban you. Everyone knows that.
Don't get cocky Troop. It's halftime.
Don't get cocky Troop. It's halftime.
Well now that's interesting. 30-13 in the 4th quarter. Maybe the Packers should start packing their stuff and head home.
Update: 30/13 with 5:23 remaining...I am starting to be concerned.
37 to 20 - awesome!
I listen to and watch a lot of sports shows and there were a number of prognosticators who predicted a win by the Gints. They were correct, apparently.
Congrats to all Giants fans. I have many family and friends who are fans of the Blue. I grew up a fan of the Blue and Yanks. But, here's the brutal truth. The Yank and Giant fans are not only insufferable. Like many fans they are the antithesis of gracious. Trooper will corroborate this well established fact.
Nice game Giants.
We could have used some more help from the referees...they only blew 2 potential game changing calls in our favor. A few more might have helped.
I'm not shocked that the GMen won, but I expected a little better performance from our team.
OK, I figured the defense would suck but we'd be hang 30 points with our offense.
Good luck next week.
Whatever happens, somebody please beat New England!
Congratulations Giants...
I used to dislike Eli Manning...bitter beer face all the time.
Since the NFC conference championship in 08 and the superbowl win over the Pats, i sure respect his game.
Never would have guessed he'd be more clutch than his big brother.
Congratulations Giants!
The Packers picked a bad day to have a bad day.
Congratulations to the Giants, can I cry now?
It must suck to suck so bad in front of your fans.
Congrats Giants!
I wish Green Bay would of played better.
Can anyone stop the Pats?
They are so good and hot and devilish.
I mean hello they smashed up Jesus bad.
tits.
Congratulatios to Trooper's team. I watched the game some Chargers fans and learned, for the first time, what a dick Eli Manning and his father were to that team.
Stay classy New York!
ALH said...
I used to dislike Eli Manning...bitter beer face all the time.
I never knew him from Adam. Now, I open my eyes and it's like OMG, how could somebody do that?
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