But not for his five World Series rings.
Or the fact that he is a first ballot Hall of Famer.
He hates him for the same reason all of those loser ball players do.
All the chicks he banged.
It's sad really.
Have you seen "Baseball Wives." If you did well then you get the picture.
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Wait 'til Brooke sets her sights on him.
I love Jeter but he's obviously gay. That's why he overcompensates w/ all the gorgeous women who eventually see he's just not into them because he would rather be w/ Mike Piazza. NTTAWWT. Titus has the best "gaydar" here, we need his expertise on this.
I don't mind him fucking 'em. I object to him giving 'em herpes.
Hey he just wanted them to have something to remember them by.
Yes, it's more the bleething that's tragic.
I don't hate Jeter for his five rings, any more than I hate Frank Crosetti.
Crosetti has 8. So I guess he's 60% better than Jeter. That's funny, I don't see Frankie Crosetti as a First Ballot Hall of Famer. Or ever in the Hall of Fame, for that matter. Or mentioned in the same breath as the HOF.
What's up with that? I thought that championships were the one true measure of a player's worth. We'd better move those goalposts, Trooper.
No, I hate Jeter because he's a mediocre slack-jawed lazy-eyed dipshit who's hailed as a genius, put on a pedestal with those who are the best of all time at what they've done, and he has done nothing to earn it, other than belong to the best team money can buy.
And his reaction to this unearned adulation? A big dumb shit-eating smirk. Few people think Jeter's worth $19 million: Trooper's one, and Jeter's another. Trooper can be forgiven his overly charitable estimate of Jeter's value; but Jeter's own unbelievably inflated self-worth ensures him a first-ballot spot in the Asshole HOF (in Hoboken, NJ).
Frankie Crosetti didn't think he was among the greats. Crosetti's peers didn't nominate him The Most Over-rated Man in Baseball History. And no, Crosetti didn't run around with his dick in his hand, defiling every young woman he could, and giving them a tawdry gift basket on the way out.
But in the spirit of MLK day, Trooper, let me tell you about my dream.
I have a dream. I dream of a day when Claude Lemieux earns his pilot's license, takes his brand new Cessna for a spin over NYC, attempts a barrel roll, and nosedives directly into Derek Jeter's grotesque Milk-Dud of a head. That's a win-win right there.
Have I gone too far?
Let's face it... Berra trumps them all! 10 rings, 14 WS in 19 years, 3 MVPs...Yogi was the man!
Yogi Berra couldn't carry Johnny Bench's jockstrap.
Pasta, You are a dynamo. However, you are using facts and logic to rebut a Yankee/Giant/Knicks idealogue. It's like "trying to tell a stranger about rock n' roll." Trooper is dug into his bunker fighting WW1. The only thing that will bring him out is some mustard gas...or maybe some sausage and peppers.
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