I saw the perfect gift for Titus, and maybe a few others of you. I'm thinking this will be the next hot t-shirt. I was in Target this week and saw a mom and young daughter wearing "I Pooped Today" t-shirts. My daughter is very scatalogical and it's a perfect gift for her.
Gawd, Titus, have you ever tried to be bit less obsessed with your bodily functions and smell the roses, the coffee anything other than you know what, ew. Damn, there is another whole world of sensuous smells out there, quit focusing on the internal (and a certain external appendage) body and it's products, you might find you like it.:)
Actually I think you missed your calling, you should've become a Proctologist, or an Ear, Nose Throat guy.
Or a Gastroenterologist, you could examine poo and where poo travels through to the bright world outside the body. Oh the possibilities to use your special talents!
I've pinched around the clock but there is no doubt that a good complete pinch in the morning that takes care of your pinching needs for the day is the best indicator that you're not overeating and is the most regular and comfortable way to live, pinchwise. Oh yes, I've made a deep study of the subject.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Ha! She uses hippie toothpaste!
As a complement to "Deep Thoughts...by Titus":
a post of pithy comments by 60G served up as:
Pith in the Wind...
Pith and Grit...
Changing Faeces: Digested Solids by SixtyG...
He's doesn't appear to be as tall as he claims he is.
I saw the perfect gift for Titus, and maybe a few others of you. I'm thinking this will be the next hot t-shirt. I was in Target this week and saw a mom and young daughter wearing "I Pooped Today" t-shirts. My daughter is very scatalogical and it's a perfect gift for her.
Trooper, You are a very interesting man!
Titus wrote: I am about to pinch a loaf, which is odd, because I only generally pinch in the morning.
Titus reminds me of a ye olde revered Boston saw:
#2 if by night,
Toilet take fright.
#2 if by morning,
make toilet warming.
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@Ritmo: The appearance of MamaM makes me happy and puts me in a good mood.
MamaM!
tits.
Do you guys ever have a huge boog deep down in your nose and you jam your finger up there and your entire pinky is covered by a enormous green crusty?
The sense of freedom and a boogless nostril is overwhelming.
tits.
Nevermind MamaM, Titus...what about my brill poem?
@Titus: Boogers? Don't go there.
Gawd, Titus, have you ever tried to be bit less obsessed with your bodily functions and smell the roses, the coffee anything other than you know what, ew. Damn, there is another whole world of sensuous smells out there, quit focusing on the internal (and a certain external appendage) body and it's products, you might find you like it.:)
Actually I think you missed your calling, you should've become a Proctologist, or an Ear, Nose Throat guy.
Or a Gastroenterologist, you could examine poo and where poo travels through to the bright world outside the body. Oh the possibilities to use your special talents!
Gastroenterologist. Trench warfare. War indeed is hell.
I've pinched around the clock but there is no doubt that a good complete pinch in the morning that takes care of your pinching needs for the day is the best indicator that you're not overeating and is the most regular and comfortable way to live, pinchwise. Oh yes, I've made a deep study of the subject.
I believe a loaf is beautiful though Allie.
I also enjoy stopping and smelling "the flower".
tits.
I saw Dolly Pardon on tv.
She has amazing tits.
tits.
Titus said...
I believe a loaf is beautiful though Allie.
You would love German toilets, Titus. Instead of drowning them at birth, they build little shelves for close inspection and appreciation.
Always keep a box of stick matches in the bathroom.
Always keep a box of stick matches in the bathroom.
Stick matches contain red phosphorus laced with sulfur.
Sulfur fights sulfur.
Loafs are something that connects all of us.
Red, Blue, Right, Left, we all pinch.
This is such a wonderful and powerful message and we should all Unite around.
Next time you are pinching thing of your arch enemy and say to yourself, yes, he is pinching too.
We are all humans and we are all pinchers.
tits.
Titus, that was profound, can I quote you? Pinching the great uniter.
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