Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Deep Thoughts....by Titus


Titus said...
I am about to pinch a loaf, which is odd, because I only generally pinch in the morning.

tits.

22 comments:

Ritmo Re-Animated said...

Ha! She uses hippie toothpaste!

MamaM said...

As a complement to "Deep Thoughts...by Titus":
a post of pithy comments by 60G served up as:

Pith in the Wind...

Pith and Grit...

Changing Faeces: Digested Solids by SixtyG...

The Dude said...

He's doesn't appear to be as tall as he claims he is.

ndspinelli said...

I saw the perfect gift for Titus, and maybe a few others of you. I'm thinking this will be the next hot t-shirt. I was in Target this week and saw a mom and young daughter wearing "I Pooped Today" t-shirts. My daughter is very scatalogical and it's a perfect gift for her.

Trooper, You are a very interesting man!

chickelit said...

Titus wrote: I am about to pinch a loaf, which is odd, because I only generally pinch in the morning.

Titus reminds me of a ye olde revered Boston saw:

#2 if by night,
Toilet take fright.
#2 if by morning,
make toilet warming.


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@Ritmo: The appearance of MamaM makes me happy and puts me in a good mood.

Titus said...

MamaM!

tits.

Titus said...

Do you guys ever have a huge boog deep down in your nose and you jam your finger up there and your entire pinky is covered by a enormous green crusty?

The sense of freedom and a boogless nostril is overwhelming.

tits.

chickelit said...

Nevermind MamaM, Titus...what about my brill poem?

chickelit said...

@Titus: Boogers? Don't go there.

Anonymous said...

Gawd, Titus, have you ever tried to be bit less obsessed with your bodily functions and smell the roses, the coffee anything other than you know what, ew. Damn, there is another whole world of sensuous smells out there, quit focusing on the internal (and a certain external appendage) body and it's products, you might find you like it.:)

Actually I think you missed your calling, you should've become a Proctologist, or an Ear, Nose Throat guy.

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Anonymous said...

Or a Gastroenterologist, you could examine poo and where poo travels through to the bright world outside the body. Oh the possibilities to use your special talents!

windbag said...

Gastroenterologist. Trench warfare. War indeed is hell.

ricpic said...

I've pinched around the clock but there is no doubt that a good complete pinch in the morning that takes care of your pinching needs for the day is the best indicator that you're not overeating and is the most regular and comfortable way to live, pinchwise. Oh yes, I've made a deep study of the subject.

Titus said...

I believe a loaf is beautiful though Allie.

I also enjoy stopping and smelling "the flower".

tits.

Titus said...

I saw Dolly Pardon on tv.

She has amazing tits.

tits.

chickelit said...

Titus said...
I believe a loaf is beautiful though Allie.

You would love German toilets, Titus. Instead of drowning them at birth, they build little shelves for close inspection and appreciation.

Sorin said...

Always keep a box of stick matches in the bathroom.

Sorin said...

Always keep a box of stick matches in the bathroom.

chickelit said...

Stick matches contain red phosphorus laced with sulfur.

Sulfur fights sulfur.

Titus said...

Loafs are something that connects all of us.


Red, Blue, Right, Left, we all pinch.

This is such a wonderful and powerful message and we should all Unite around.

Next time you are pinching thing of your arch enemy and say to yourself, yes, he is pinching too.

We are all humans and we are all pinchers.

tits.

Anonymous said...

Titus, that was profound, can I quote you? Pinching the great uniter.