Saturday, January 21, 2012

You have to recreate the scene if you want the same result!


I have to do the same thing I did when the Giants beat and dominated those loser Packers if we are going to win on Sunday. So I have to church and say a rosary and light ten candles in front of the statue of St Jude. Then I have to go and get a massage and some acupuncture.

Then I can go home and watch them stick a hole and puncture the pretensions of another highly overrated team.

It's gonna be fun.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

!!!!!

chickelit said...

The guy looks painfully constipated.

Twins or triplets?

Trooper York said...

It's a lady.

chickelit said...

So sorry. Gender confusion is contagious.

chickelit said...

I guess the panties were the tell?

ndspinelli said...

Bullshit..that's you Trooper!

Roger J. said...

Troop: if the puncturee is in fact a woman, please let me know where this is taking place so I can stay 500 miles away
Go giants BTW

chickelit said...

ndspinelli said...
Bullshit..that's you Trooper!

Dammit! the blue Giant's panties were a double tell.

I'm losing my cognitive abilities.

Anonymous said...

And they say Wisconsin had ugly women, ha! NOT SO, that took place in New YorK, didn't it?

Anonymous said...

Wait, is that really Trooper, oh good, I won't have to be jealous of his beauty if he ever became a transvestite, whew.

MamaM said...

I'm losing my cognitive abilities.

Raspberries, number puzzles, and use of a foreign language are supposed to help, but results vary.

Needles in the belly, however, are a sure fire way to clear the phlegm and get the bile and sh*t moving. Old Titus and the ancients, tracking together in their concern for the elemental.

chickelit said...

I can't figure out what you mean there, MamaM.

Is it worth trying?

chickelit said...

Old Titus and the ancients, tracking together in their concern for the elemental.

I mean, Titus cares not one whit for the elemental; he's mostly concerned with the alimental track and products thereof.