Friday, September 23, 2011

The Great Slob


I was always a natural slob
I liked to lay upon the bed
in undershirt (stained, of
course) (and with cigarette
holes)
shoes off
beerbottle in hand
trying to shake off a
difficult night, say with a
woman still around
walking the floor
complaining about this and
that,
and I'd work up a
belch and say, "HEY, YOU DON'T
LIKE IT? THEN GET YOUR ASS
OUT OF HERE!"

I really loved myself, I
really loved my slob-
self, and
they seemed to also:
always leaving
but almost
always
coming
back.

16 comments:

ricpic said...

"The great divide is love of boredom,
The true slob loves it dearly:
He'd rather loaf than lay the whoredom."

"You serious?"

"A toss-up, nearly."

J said...

Buk. in action

Did he marry this ho? Not sure. possibly staged.

MamaM said...

Staged or no, the fight/flight response is lower brain function behavior.

Doesn't mean the man couldn't write.

ndspinelli said...

Happy people know who they are and don't really give a shit what others think. That is a true liberation..not caring what others think. Oh, there are some people whose opinion matters greatly to me. But, they would all fit @ my dining room table. I sense you are the same, Trooper York.

Brewers/Yanks World Series! More realistically, Phils/Yanks.

J said...

In other words, get rid of this dark weird writer ,and maybe post some happy Mitt Romneytoid speeches instead,TY.OrPat Boone medleys! Mormon pep-talk time, from "spinelli" aka Barfaronius.

ndspinelli said...

Riddler..I enjoy your posts. It helps to fire up a bowl prior to reading them so I can understand better. The only poster I have problems w/ is Carol Herman..and you sir are thankfully no Carol Herman!

J said...

Non sequitur time from BarfBoy. We were discussing Bukowski , phony.A writer you obviously you know nothing about. . Carol the Hobo? One of yr stoner palsies, Yidron.

J said...

HEY T-Y

What's yr favorite LF Celine novel? Mort a Credit perhaps

Even the Buk., tho' german-pole, liked some frenchy stuff--Celine aka DrDestouches was a bit ...notorious. Pro- Vichy and a crony of..some Waffen SS , barely escaped death visavis the french authorities after WWII. NotPC but a great humorist. .

Trooper York said...

I am not familar with that author but based on what you have to say I am going to check it out.

ndspinelli said...

I know little about Buk. I'm secure enough to admit what I don't know..how about you Riddler? On what topics are you ignorant, beside basic social skills and personal hygiene?

MamaM said...

A cat about to toss tends to hack over and over before finally bringing up whatever is disagreeing with their digestion. The sound they make doing so is similar to the sound of a car trying to start. One waits for the resulting plop or the vroom.

Repeatedly making note of non-sequiturs on a blog devoted to non-sequitur is a hack move, patently stating the obvious. In the words of another Jay-cat, "Duh!"

Still waiting for the plop or the vroom

J said...

Why not delete this sock puppet fraud and mormon coward with dozens of s-name's insults, like you delete mine, TY?

Im the one defending Bukowski ,TY. (instead of know-nothing bumpkin insulting him).

Personal hygiene issues?We weren't discussing your mama BarfaRoni.

MamaM said...

Why not delete this sock puppet fraud ...like you delete mine, TY?

Whine with Not Fair Trade Jeez,
Served with comments on kitsch??? Puhleeze!

ndspinelli said...

Riddler, I'm sorry I was distracted..your momma was sucking my dick. What did you say about your being a social leper?

Trooper York said...

J I will only delete you for a direct anti-semitic or racist threat or taunt. Otherwise you are good to go. You can say anything you want.

I don't care if someone wants to use a sockpuppet or another identity here. Sometimes my content might be a little bit extreme and they might not want to be associated with it by their normal internet name. So it is fine by me whatever identity or multiple identities they want to assume.

Trooper York said...

I do value you comments when you speak to the point of the thread. You have a unique and interesting perspective. Just forget about what everyone else is saying and tell me what you think about the subject.