What if Star Date was just like J Date

"Hello sugar how ya doing."
"Oh so you say you got my number from J date. That can't be right. Maybe it was Jay-Z date."
"Dr. J date?"
"Dr Cornelius date?"
"Don Cornelius date?"
"Well whatever. Sure I will go out on a date with you after work. So what's your name?"
"What kind of name if Shouting Thomas?"
"No I don't know what Sinigang na Baboy, is....is that what you want to feed me?"
"Well I like Pork so that might work out."
"Call me."