Thursday, September 1, 2011

Stop staring at my Weenie.


"Stop staring at my weenie."
"Well it looks like it is going to burn."
"I hate it when my weenie burns.'
"Well you should stay away from those groupies Healy!"
"Can I touch it master."
"You can always touch my weenie."
"Thank you Master."

2 comments:

ndspinelli said...

In the issue of full disclosure, I did stroke the lizard when I Dream of Jeanie was on and nobody was around. The nuns told me that's why I have hairy palms.

Sorin said...

And I thought it was the warts!