Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Summer of Boo Boo


When we first began to chronicle the lives of the Berenstain bears we had no idea of the strange path the story would go. We thought we would be seeing them live their lives in peace and harmony while learning lessons from Papa Bear at the Shabbos table. Little did we know that Brother Bear was in fact the most infamous serial killing bear in the history of Jellystone park. He was weird. After he would come home from his job at the Post office he would sit in his room and listen to Black Sabbeth records and smoke funny cigarettes. And he was very attached to our neighbor's Boo Boos dog. It was almost like the dog was telling him what do. Strange things started to happen on the hiking trails of Jellystone. Young girls with long brown hair were starting to disappear with their dates. It was very strange.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)

7 comments:

ricpic said...

I'd change my name if it ended in stain. But that's me. Others tough it out. Even with names that end in shitz. Not that clever Ralph Lauren. Hell, he changed himself all the way into English gentry (in his own mind).

Trooper York said...

But a name ending in "Ic" is okay?

J said...

Spellcheck, at least,TY--
Black Sabbath.

Horowitz aka the Son of Sam became religious a few years ago, supposedly.

His crimes were horrible but... fairly tame compared to the big league of serial murderers--e.g., Quentin 'Throw as they say. Norris and "Pliers". Ng. ...Randy Kraft. Corona. Charlie's family

ricpic said...

Hey, that's funny Troop and to tell the truth I never noticed the ic ending till now. But I ain't changin' it! What courage.

john said...

I would have predicted a different path for young brother bear. After the embarrassing "Double Dare" episode in which he got caught pants down with Too-Tall Grizzly and was grounded for a week, disenfranchised, he fell in with Professor Actual Factual's Bear County Liberation Front cult and subsequent string of ski resort arson fires.

Ironic that the rebuilding effort was very profitable for Papa Bear's wood cutting business.

MamaM said...

"ics" and "orks": poetry and prose

chickelit said...

Ous and ic belong to an old familiar naming system: link.

Others are yorchestral symphonies and cacaphonies.