Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Summer of Boo Boo


Everyone in Jellystone was talking about It. The Rangers told everyone that young girls with long brown hair should not be on the hiking trails because it was too dangerous. Even if they had pepper spray and whistles is was still too dangerous. But many of them wouldn't listen. They kept going out on the hiking trails and they kept getting killed.

And then the first letter arrived at the Jellystone Daily News. It was from the killer. He sent it to the drunken columnists Jimmy Bearslins. In it he claimed that he was responsible for the murders and that a dog told him to do it. He called himself the Son of Boo Boo.

Which was strange because Boo Boo was a hopeless junkie who hadn't gotten in up in years so how could he have any kids?

It seemed like a hoax.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)

4 comments:

ndspinelli said...

My kids loved those Berenstain books. I read one about a tree fort..No Girls Allowed about 500 times and that's not hyperbole. My daughter is a repeater..she's watched Apollo 13 countless times.

Trooper York said...

Well don't tell her about the darkside of the family.

Trooper York said...

And I am not talking about their aunt who married a bear from Kenya.

J said...

Sound like....mormon bears,TY. Some of the worst type. Yikes, Bundybears!