Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Stop staring at my Weenie.
"Stop staring at my weenie."
"Well it looks like it is going to burn."
"I hate it when my weenie burns.'
"Well you should stay away from those groupies Healy!"
"Can I touch it master."
"You can always touch my weenie."
"Thank you Master."
In the issue of full disclosure, I did stroke the lizard when I Dream of Jeanie was on and nobody was around. The nuns told me that's why I have hairy palms.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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In the issue of full disclosure, I did stroke the lizard when I Dream of Jeanie was on and nobody was around. The nuns told me that's why I have hairy palms.
And I thought it was the warts!
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