Famous hater of fat people and insane reality show host Jillian Michaels has decided to adopt a baby from Haiti. It is not enough that she can torture people on "The Biggest Loser" now she has to go to other countries to find people to abuse.
"I found this big fat baby in an orphanage and I am going to adopt her and train her until she is as skinny as Olive Oil" screeched the reality show shrew. "I am going to make Joan Crawford look like a pussy."
Continuing the trend of stealing poor children from third world counties pioneered by douchenozzles such as Madonna and Angelina Jolie, Michaels hopes to have the chubby child in hand in time to torture for sweeps week.
10 comments:
STOP MAKING FUN OF BROTHER IZ!
I hope you got permission from Sherman Plunkett to publish his birth photo.
My favorite black adoption was from the movie Bruno. He went on Richard Bey, being all gay, and showed the black crowd his new African baby that he traded for an Ipod.
He named the baby a traditional african american name...OJ.
It was hilarious.
Jillian Michaels is insane, she pushes those people to the point they are ready to have a heart attack. This is unrealistic and cruel, a person cannot bear weight on bad joints and put extreme stress on their hearts at that weight. Better to wait with exercise until the person has lost a third of the weight they wan to lose.
I loved Brother Iz , rest his soul every time I hear his music I am immediately transported to warm sands , aqua waters, and blue skies, God I hate Wisconsin in winter.
I don't know anything about her, except that she has a nice belly and her Wii Fit stuff is all crap, apparently.
But she might have trouble finding a fat baby in Haiti. Just sayin'.
Not really Blake if she concerntrates on the cannibals.
Wait. Is that insensitive?
Sorry.
The Caribbean is named after the Carib Indians who were well known and celebrated for being cannibals.
There must be some old school types hanging around. Just sayn'
Carib beings are actually tastier than chocolate beans, depending on how they're roasted.
Haiti isn't known for fat people. Especially a child from an orphanage. The poor kid probably has a hormonal imbalance. This might not end well.
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