The Summer of Boo Boo

We never could figure out where Brother Bear went wrong. He seemed like a normal little bear. Eating garbage out of the can. Licking himself because he could. Shitting in the woods. He did what bears do.

But the psychiatrists said it had something to do with his relationship with his mother. You see she was very tough on him. Very tough. She used to spank him all the time. Whenever he did something wrong she would pull down his pants and put him over her knee. She still did it when he was twenty. It was painful but strangely arousing for Brother Bear. It made him associate pleasure with pain. That was the reason why he ended up shooting brown haired woman on the hiking trails of Jellystone.

And why he kept trying to date Jewish Bears.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the
Berenstain Bears)