Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Whose that girl showing us her clam?


She just didn't show us the bearded clam!

She started an acting dynasty and has been a star for a lot of years.

Whose that Clam?

36 comments:

chickelit said...

Clams are formedible mussels.

Trooper York said...

Especially when you excercise them by clamping your thighs together!

chickelit said...

Since blake hasn't gotten this one yet can we have another clue?

chickelit said...

I wanna say Joan Collins but I know that's wrong.

The Dude said...

I see what you did there, CL.

chickelit said...

Especially when you excercise them by clamping your thighs together!

Kegel execises are a vise, not a virtue.

dbp said...

The clue would seem to point to Joan Collins, but it doesn't really look like her.

The other choice would be Linda Evans, but it looks even less like her.

The Dude said...

Damn, CL, you are inflicting some punishment tonight.

Trooper York said...

It is indeed Joan Collins.

A young and juicy Joan Collins.

Before her clam had been opened too long. So to speak.

The Dude said...

Man, the intervening 8 or so decades have been rough on her.

chickelit said...

It is indeed Joan Collins.

So how come when I google image searched "Joan Collins + clam" it didn't return that photo?

Titus said...

Can pussy lips clamp down on the hog like a venus fly trap?

The Dude said...

Jesus, Titus, you have the wit and wisdom of an 11 year old.

Titus said...

Is it true that women have three holes: piss, period and poop? I thought period and piss came out of the same hole.

If so how do you know which hole you are putting your hog in?

Can you actually plow each hole?

chickelit said...

@Sixty: I think he's bi-curious but anatomically confused.

The Dude said...

Got that right - he claims he has a pussy. Says he wants breasts. Confused doesn't begin to describe the scrambled rot that resides between his ears. But he is naive.

Titus said...

I don't claim to have a pussy but sometimes I say I am going to sling my pussy.

I call my hog my pussy sometimes.

I don't want breasts, I just love them. They are so warm and inviting and I just love cuddling them and petting them.

Isn't that fun.

Now do women have three holes: piss, period, and poop? And if so, can you ram each of them? And if so, which hole to you prefer to plug?

Titus said...

I have also read that most straighty men fantasize about fucking a woman in the ass.

Is that true?

The Dude said...

Titus, by your own admission your drinking impairs your ability to recall what you have typed here and I am not going to bother to correct your imprecise recollection. Keep thinking whatever you want, but seriously, get an anatomy book or peruse some porn - but for goodness sake, quit reveling in your profound ignorance - it makes your illiteracy look learned.

chickelit said...

@Titus: I don't know what you read but that sounds like gay projection to me.

Titus said...

I believe referring to a womyn as a clam is sexist.

tits.

Titus said...

I have watched tons of straight porn Sixty but can't see three holes.

Do you know there is lots of porn with really hot chicks who have dicks?

It's so weird.

Titus said...

I listen to Howard Stern constantly and all the straights on there want to do anal with women.

chickelit said...

And Howard Stern is representative of which subset of the male population?

rcocean said...

Incredible, someone taking Titus seriously.

rcocean said...

I'll say this for Joan Collins. She made more money with less talent then anyone.

Except Madonna.

And maybe Brian Bosworth.

chickelit said...

Incredible, someone taking Titus seriously.

Titus has some bigoted opinions which are very serious.

rcocean said...
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rcocean said...

"Titus has some bigoted opinions which are very serious."

OK, but its kinda like Pee Wee Herman supporting Hitler. Interesting in a way, but irrelevant.

The Dude said...

Well, we have achieved our Godwin moment, so we can shovel dirt on this ill begotten thread and move along.

How about them Iowans, eh?

chickelit said...

I be heading back to Twitter right after the caucases.

rcocean said...

We come to bury this tread but not to praise it.

Indeed, it is a strange disposed time:
But men may construe things after their fashion,
Clean from the purpose of the things themselves.

The Dude said...

Cassius: Did Cicero say anything?
Casca: Ay, he spoke Greek.
Cassius: To what effect?
Casca: The Greek liked it.

Anonymous said...

Sponge Bob Square Pants, lived a the bottom of the sea, clams a plenty.

rcocean said...

This threads but a walking shadow
a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more.
It is a tale Told by Titus, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.

Darcy said...

How about them Iowans, eh?

&*#@ers.

=)