Trooper York: I am so upset I could cry!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

I am so upset I could cry!

So the wife is insisting that we have to start exercising. She made us put on our running clothes and sneakers and go for a brisk walk.

I was ready for it. After I had a good cry.

I hate to exercise.

20 comments:

Ron said...: yeah...I hate it too....so I lost the wife! Ufda!; September 22, 2011 at 8:12 PM
blake said...: Oh, I like it.

I mean, theoretically.; September 22, 2011 at 8:22 PM
chickelit said...: Eat your peas too!; September 22, 2011 at 8:27 PM
Ron said...: Don't get too healthy...this place will go to hell!; September 22, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Peter V. Bella said...: What next? Give up the cigars, the booze, and all the Italian cuisine?

Just tell her that doing the nasty is exercise too.; September 22, 2011 at 8:46 PM
J said...: Brooklyn streets? Yeah, not so copacetic: get yr exercise running from street thugs trying to rob you and la esposa.

You need some weights, stationary bike, dip bar--or neighborhood gym, TY (and drop cigars---evil itself) . Then like... Charlie... ah coulda been a contendah; September 22, 2011 at 9:10 PM
ricpic said...: It's like an unwritten law that there's something good about taking walks. But once a woman I was dating came right out and said that walks bored her. It was kind of a shock to me because it broke the orthodoxy of the goodness of walking but on reflection I had to agree: taking walks is boring as hell.; September 22, 2011 at 9:49 PM
The Dude said...: I watched the Sopranos. The main characters dressed like that. You are in much better shape than they were, just sayin'...

I have walked all over the place, but I found it makes much more sense and is a lot more enjoyable to walk dogs than to walk without dogs. Your mileage may vary.; September 22, 2011 at 10:00 PM
Trooper York said...: Actually the streets of the waterfront are my old haunts and I used to be around there back in the day. They are filled with joggers and bike riders and hipster couples with strollers.; September 23, 2011 at 1:08 AM
Trooper York said...: We are supposed to walk tomorrow again at the crack of 10am.

I don't know if I can hack it.; September 23, 2011 at 1:09 AM
ndspinelli said...: Walking saved my life, big guy. I now miss it when I don't get a walk in every day. Your bride is righteous.; September 23, 2011 at 9:21 AM
dbp said...: I was getting a little chunky back toward the end of 2001, so I started walking at lunch time every day. Within about 6 months I started jogging, very slowly. It helped that my office had showers. I kept at it and ran in some little 10K races. In October of 2008 I ran a marathon and qualified to run in the Boston Marathon. I have run four marathons (including one that ran through your fair city) since that first one in 2008.*

*The one in 2008 wasn't technically my first, since I ran one in 1980 as a senior in high school.; September 23, 2011 at 11:06 AM
chickelit said...: Your bride is righteous.

I agree with Littlespin. She wants you to do this because she loves you. Left to your own devisives, you might not last as long.; September 23, 2011 at 11:23 AM
The Dude said...: I have exercised, worked hard and watched my diet my whole life, am not particularly overweight, nor do I have arterial or cholesterol problems, yet I spent last Saturday in the ER with heart issues.

If you have family history of heart problems it is prudent to do what you can to extend your life. I have lived longer than my oldest brother by 7 years, am closing in on how long my next oldest brother lived and really don't want my youngest brother to be an only child. That's a selfish goal I want for myself.

It's good to have goals.; September 23, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Trooper York said...: Well you see it is strange. Even though I look like an unhealthy fat fuck I went to the doctor on Monday because I had trouble breathing the last few months.

They took blood tests the week before and guess what? My blood pressure, cholestral and all my tests are great. No problems. Except I do have one problem.

I have a deviated septum.

I always knew I was a deviate but I didn't know it was my septum.; September 23, 2011 at 12:35 PM
The Dude said...: And that's a problem? Who doesn't have that? That's weird. Did you get your lungs tested? Can you get Leslie Ann Warren's lungs tested?; September 23, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Trooper York said...: Yes I had my lungs tested. Everything was perfect. But I have very bad allergies and a bad deviated septum. I have a nasal spray to use to help.

I hate it because I never take any medicines.; September 23, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Trooper York said...: I will have to cut down on the cigars.; September 23, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Trooper York said...: And I might have to get the deviated septum fixed.

Does anybody have Jennifer Grey's phone number?; September 23, 2011 at 1:03 PM
The Dude said...: I had it, but my smart phone failed to recognize it after a while.

If you get the surgery does this mean you will have to switch your picture from The Duke to Bruce Jenner?; September 23, 2011 at 1:13 PM

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