Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Friday, January 6, 2012
Whose that author?
He had heard that women often did care for ugly and ordinary men, but he did not believe it,for he judged by himself, and he could not himself have loved any but beautiful,mysterious, and exceptional women.
A girl I dated once in Cleveland had tons of Salvadore Dali stories. She met him towards the end of his life. It's too bad I don't remember much more about what she told me about him--I guess I was way too interested in her to care.
Beyond an obsession with Kitty or pussies of any sort, Salvador had other issues. Verve always helps, typical or otherwise.
In adolescence, Dali also became fixated on his unusually complex sexuality. First, he realized that he was poorly equipped for intercourse. However disturbing the discovery, he related it with typical verve: ''For a long time I experienced the misery of believing I was impotent,'' he observes in his ''Unspeakable Confessions.'' ''Naked, and comparing myself to my schoolfriends, I discovered that my penis was small, pitiful and soft. I can recall a pornographic novel whose Don Juan machine-gunned female genitals with ferocious glee, saying that he enjoyed hearing women creak like watermelons. I convinced myself that I would never be able to make a woman creak like a watermelon.'' The other discovery was normal -- except that, for Dali, masturbation was to be the main, indeed almost the only, sexual activity right through his life.
Don't have to call when I want my Sal, Fif-teen miles on the Er-ie can-al, She trots from her stall like a good old gal, Fif-teen miles on the Er-ie can-al, I eat my meals with Sal each day, I eat beef and she eats hay, And she ain't so slow if you want to know, She put the "Buff" in Buff-a-lo OH
I am watching The Texans against The Bengals and I really don't give a shit about either of these teams.
But I do have to say the ref's outfits look a little gay.
My dad was a ref for High School Football and Basketball and I remember wearing his costume when he wasn't around. He had a yellow flag/scarf too which I think was for fouls. Is the yellow flag even around anymore
And thank you for deleting J. I have never even had an exchange with him, and really only know who he is through you guys. I don't know why he was wanting to be so mean on my birthday post.
MamaM calls a yellow flag on this play. Chip may have been all over Raquel, but if the game involves the best 'round-the-bush answer to Whose that Author, MamaM won the toss with "Russian Maid/made", and a reference to the the Obscure Object of Desire, Kitty a la pussy/Raquel.
Sadly, she and Salvador both appear to have been left to toot their own horn.
In the movie Chet Baker: Live at Ronnie Scott's London, Chet talks about his youth in Oklahoma. (paraphasing): "I was 4 or 5. There were watermelons everywhere in the fields. Huge." (holds hands about three feet apart). "I used to pick 'em up and smash 'em and then just eat their hearts out (mimicks eating and slobbering)."
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
29 comments:
Sal.
Looks like Dali to me. But I don't recognize your reference.
A girl I dated once in Cleveland had tons of Salvadore Dali stories. She met him towards the end of his life. It's too bad I don't remember much more about what she told me about him--I guess I was way too interested in her to care.
Hello Dali
What precipitated this linkage?
The Russian Maid?
Beyond an obsession with Kitty or pussies of any sort, Salvador had other issues. Verve always helps, typical or otherwise.
In adolescence, Dali also became fixated on his unusually complex sexuality. First, he realized that he was poorly equipped for intercourse. However disturbing the discovery, he related it with typical verve: ''For a long time I experienced the misery of believing I was impotent,'' he observes in his ''Unspeakable Confessions.'' ''Naked, and comparing myself to my schoolfriends, I discovered that my penis was small, pitiful and soft. I can recall a pornographic novel whose Don Juan machine-gunned female genitals with ferocious glee, saying that he enjoyed hearing women creak like watermelons. I convinced myself that I would never be able to make a woman creak like a watermelon.'' The other discovery was normal -- except that, for Dali, masturbation was to be the main, indeed almost the only, sexual activity right through his life.
"You can't fancy how glad I am," she said, at one moment pressing her face against Dali...
Raquel > Garbo
That's Uncle Leo Tolstoy, the over rated author and commie. May he long roast in hell.
Kristy McNichol just came out as a dyke.
Shocking.
I did a guy named Sal once.
It was ok, not great though.
tits.
Titus, I did a new post mentioning you.
Don't have to call when I want my Sal,
Fif-teen miles on the Er-ie can-al,
She trots from her stall like a good old gal,
Fif-teen miles on the Er-ie can-al,
I eat my meals with Sal each day,
I eat beef and she eats hay,
And she ain't so slow if you want to know,
She put the "Buff" in Buff-a-lo OH
Artsy Sal Ammoniac: link
The interesting thing about this photo is the very young Raquel Welch.
That is of course a passage from
Anna Karenina.
Although we are all much more interested in Raquel Welch's passage. So to speak.
I am watching The Texans against The Bengals and I really don't give a shit about either of these teams.
But I do have to say the ref's outfits look a little gay.
My dad was a ref for High School Football and Basketball and I remember wearing his costume when he wasn't around. He had a yellow flag/scarf too which I think was for fouls. Is the yellow flag even around anymore
If he were sucking toes instead of fingers she of course would have been Ali McGraw
I thought that looked like Raquel! And Chip was on it. :)
You find some seemingly obscure pics, Troop.
And thank you for deleting J. I have never even had an exchange with him, and really only know who he is through you guys. I don't know why he was wanting to be so mean on my birthday post.
J is not allowed to post here.
Titus, ref's still thow yellow flags, and coaches throw red flags when they want a replay. Could it be more gay???
MamaM calls a yellow flag on this play. Chip may have been all over Raquel, but if the game involves the best 'round-the-bush answer to Whose that Author, MamaM won the toss with "Russian Maid/made", and a reference to the the Obscure Object of Desire, Kitty a la pussy/Raquel.
Sadly, she and Salvador both appear to have been left to toot their own horn.
@MamaM: No tooting in here. We're not making a salad.
Bonus points for a creaking watermelon reference that outqueefs Titus.
In the movie Chet Baker: Live at Ronnie Scott's London, Chet talks about his youth in Oklahoma. (paraphasing):
"I was 4 or 5. There were watermelons everywhere in the fields. Huge." (holds hands about three feet apart). "I used to pick 'em up and smash 'em and then just eat their hearts out (mimicks eating and slobbering)."
MamaM is the most important and interesting "poster" here.
Ok?
tits.
Ohhhhh Titus. MamaM loves it when you get jealous, cuz that's when the mean stuff starts oozing out and the abuse cycle starts.
I did a guy named Sal once.
Really? I had a mule named Sal, she was quite a Pal.
I had a mule named Sal
Did she put the buff in Buffalo OH?
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