Friday, January 6, 2012

Whose that author?


He had heard that women often did care for ugly and ordinary men, but he did not believe it,for he judged by himself, and he could not himself have loved any but beautiful,mysterious, and exceptional women.

29 comments:

Michael Haz said...

Sal.

blake said...

Looks like Dali to me. But I don't recognize your reference.

chickelit said...

A girl I dated once in Cleveland had tons of Salvadore Dali stories. She met him towards the end of his life. It's too bad I don't remember much more about what she told me about him--I guess I was way too interested in her to care.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Hello Dali

MamaM said...

What precipitated this linkage?

The Russian Maid?

Beyond an obsession with Kitty or pussies of any sort, Salvador had other issues. Verve always helps, typical or otherwise.

In adolescence, Dali also became fixated on his unusually complex sexuality. First, he realized that he was poorly equipped for intercourse. However disturbing the discovery, he related it with typical verve: ''For a long time I experienced the misery of believing I was impotent,'' he observes in his ''Unspeakable Confessions.'' ''Naked, and comparing myself to my schoolfriends, I discovered that my penis was small, pitiful and soft. I can recall a pornographic novel whose Don Juan machine-gunned female genitals with ferocious glee, saying that he enjoyed hearing women creak like watermelons. I convinced myself that I would never be able to make a woman creak like a watermelon.'' The other discovery was normal -- except that, for Dali, masturbation was to be the main, indeed almost the only, sexual activity right through his life.

Chip S. said...

"You can't fancy how glad I am," she said, at one moment pressing her face against Dali...

Raquel > Garbo

The Dude said...

That's Uncle Leo Tolstoy, the over rated author and commie. May he long roast in hell.

Titus said...

Kristy McNichol just came out as a dyke.

Shocking.

Titus said...

I did a guy named Sal once.

It was ok, not great though.

tits.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Titus, I did a new post mentioning you.

MamaM said...

Don't have to call when I want my Sal,
Fif-teen miles on the Er-ie can-al,
She trots from her stall like a good old gal,
Fif-teen miles on the Er-ie can-al,
I eat my meals with Sal each day,
I eat beef and she eats hay,
And she ain't so slow if you want to know,
She put the "Buff" in Buff-a-lo OH

chickelit said...

Artsy Sal Ammoniac: link

Trooper York said...

The interesting thing about this photo is the very young Raquel Welch.

Trooper York said...

That is of course a passage from
Anna Karenina.

Trooper York said...

Although we are all much more interested in Raquel Welch's passage. So to speak.

Titus said...

I am watching The Texans against The Bengals and I really don't give a shit about either of these teams.

But I do have to say the ref's outfits look a little gay.

My dad was a ref for High School Football and Basketball and I remember wearing his costume when he wasn't around. He had a yellow flag/scarf too which I think was for fouls. Is the yellow flag even around anymore

john said...

If he were sucking toes instead of fingers she of course would have been Ali McGraw

Darcy said...

I thought that looked like Raquel! And Chip was on it. :)

You find some seemingly obscure pics, Troop.

Darcy said...

And thank you for deleting J. I have never even had an exchange with him, and really only know who he is through you guys. I don't know why he was wanting to be so mean on my birthday post.

Trooper York said...

J is not allowed to post here.

ndspinelli said...

Titus, ref's still thow yellow flags, and coaches throw red flags when they want a replay. Could it be more gay???

MamaM said...

MamaM calls a yellow flag on this play. Chip may have been all over Raquel, but if the game involves the best 'round-the-bush answer to Whose that Author, MamaM won the toss with "Russian Maid/made", and a reference to the the Obscure Object of Desire, Kitty a la pussy/Raquel.

Sadly, she and Salvador both appear to have been left to toot their own horn.

chickelit said...

@MamaM: No tooting in here. We're not making a salad.

MamaM said...

Bonus points for a creaking watermelon reference that outqueefs Titus.

chickelit said...

In the movie Chet Baker: Live at Ronnie Scott's London, Chet talks about his youth in Oklahoma. (paraphasing):
"I was 4 or 5. There were watermelons everywhere in the fields. Huge." (holds hands about three feet apart). "I used to pick 'em up and smash 'em and then just eat their hearts out (mimicks eating and slobbering)."

Titus said...

MamaM is the most important and interesting "poster" here.

Ok?

tits.

MamaM said...

Ohhhhh Titus. MamaM loves it when you get jealous, cuz that's when the mean stuff starts oozing out and the abuse cycle starts.

rcocean said...

I did a guy named Sal once.

Really? I had a mule named Sal, she was quite a Pal.

MamaM said...

I had a mule named Sal

Did she put the buff in Buffalo OH?