"Hello Sid. It's Sammy. Look I can't make the gig tonight at the Fontibleau. Yeah something came up. I am out here with Tony Nelson. No not Tony Bennet. Tony Nelson. The astronaut. He set up something for me here. Yeah a three way. I mean a trio to play for the boys here on the base. You know I love the army guys. What....yeah air force. Whatever. Anyway I will see you tomorrow."
"Great let's go back to my house."
"Yes Master. Just one question?"
"Yes Jeanie?"
"What if I want to run for President someday?"
"That's funny Jeanie. A woman president. There's a better chance a black dude like me could get elected president. Never gonna happen."
"I guess you are right Mr. Davis. Let's go."
"Cool."
"Great let's go back to my house."
"Yes Master. Just one question?"
"Yes Jeanie?"
"What if I want to run for President someday?"
"That's funny Jeanie. A woman president. There's a better chance a black dude like me could get elected president. Never gonna happen."
"I guess you are right Mr. Davis. Let's go."
"Cool."
3 comments:
That Sammy, he sure had an eye for vitreous humor.
May Britt: Go out and get some strange, Sammy, I need a night off.
The current guy is no Sammy Davis, Jr.!
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