While all of this was going we had another crisis. The Park Rangers can and arrested Papa Berenstain and claimed that he had been molesting young badgers and squirrels while he was performing in the circus as the famous bear riding a bicycle. We were all shocked. Nobody believed it. He was a beloved performer. But when they searched the family cave they found Polaroid photos of young naked squirrels. He eventually pled guilty to spare the rest of the family from his shame and was tagged and released in Alaska where he became a principle advisor to the then mayor of Wasilla.
Later a documentary film maker made a very popular film about the case called "Capturing the Berenstains."
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)
8 comments:
You're a sick puppy!
I think Troop not so secretly despises rural people and people from fly over country in general. I give him a pass on it though.
That's not true. I am a flyover person stuck in the city.
This was a take off on something that happened on Long Island. You can look it up.
I love rural people.
I mean who wouldn't love to have AllenS as a neighbor. Just sayn'
I mean who wouldn't love to have AllenS as a neighbor. Just sayn'
Men who can fix things and raise chickens sometimes come in handy.
If the MamaM didn't have a Mr, she'd hike up her sagging bosoms and ask the Allan S if she could join him for a round of Blood on the Risers and ride his jeep around. He makes her laugh. But then so does the Mr and TY.
Hey I love AllenS in a completely non gay way so he won't want to kill me. Just sayn'
Vegetarian, or vegan, veg-head, veg-puto--add that to the LDS sockpuppet-troll list as well Not only no booze, cigars, coffee--no MEAT. And he and his newagey freak friends don't only think red meat or pork evil--no eggs ,fish, chicken either.
Freak-o-roni a better term (also getting his queer fantasy on via "Mama" ) . Ask it about meat (tho' it'll lie most likely).
Allen's a libertarian blowhard-- bumpkin , native or not
TRoop sometimes you're a riddler, wrapped in a murder mystery, inside an enima.
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