"Hey it's so nice to meet you Hoss."
"Thanks partner lets take a picture."
"Great. My name is Michael Martin Plunkett. I am you're biggest fan."
"Thanks kid. Keep watching the show. Next week I fall off a horse into the watering thingy and Little Joe falls in love with dance hall girl. It's all new stuff I swear.'
"Cool. I want to write it all down so I can post it on the internet some day."
"What's the internet partner?'
"Oh it's nothing. Just a little dream I had. That someday people all over the world could interact on a system that reaches into their homes and offices. So that people who would never meet could conduct a conversation."
"That sounds creepy there partner. Let me guess. You are afraid of girls right? You shouldn't be. Go up and talk with one. I bet when you get tied of them they will get run over by a horse or fall down a well or something."
"Really Hoss? Well maybe I will give it a try."
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Well, if he gets hitched, there goes the status quo!
I think it is safe to say that it will stay status mo.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Barf-a-Roni another variation. --while I'm not a fan of Mr Blocker's thespian skills he seems too well-meaning (not sure he was, but he seemed that way) to be as sinister, conniving, and snitch-like as..Barf-a-Roni. Byro Barf-a-Roni! He looks like Hoss,tho' on 'Roids and crack.
Never got to meet Hoss. Did get to meet Festus at the Heart of Texas Fair one year. They had better clothes on Bonanza.
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