Eddie Curry: Davie?
Dave the limo driver: Yes'm.
Eddie Curry: You're my best friend.
Dave the limo driver: No, go on Eddie.
Eddie Curry: No, really, you are... [Takes Davie's hand]
Eddie Curry: You are.
Dave the limo driver: Yes'm. So where am I driving you?
Eddie Curry: To the airport. I have to fly out to Lamar Odom’s wedding. He’s marrying one of those Kardashian ho’s.
Dave the limo driver: OH SHIT! The one with the big ass? Man she’s hot. Ain’t she banging some football player.
Eddie Curry: No not that one. That’s Kim with the big ass. Reggie Bush is getting in her bush. No Lamar’s marrying the stupid one. Well the stupidest one.
Dave the limo driver: Shit how can you tell which one that is?
Eddie Curry: It the dumb bitch that looks like a tranny. You know the one that was on the Celebrity Apprentice and got fired the first week cause she had a parking ticket.
Dave the limo driver: Yo that bitch? Damn she’s got a bigger Adams apple than Lebron James man.
Eddie Curry: You say that like there’s something wrong with it.
Dave the limo driver: Damn Eddie, I don’t care about that shit. I mean if Lamar wants some of the strange good for him. He can cruise with Eddie Murphy and all those dudes on the down low.
Eddie Curry: Yeah well he don’t have to cruise no more since he got his own home tranny equipment. And you know what else Dave?
Dave the limo driver: What Eddie?
Eddie Curry: I don’t gots to crusie either. Pull over bitch and we’ll see if we can keep up with the Kardasian’s.
(Driving Eddie Curry, 2009)
Dave the limo driver: Yes'm.
Eddie Curry: You're my best friend.
Dave the limo driver: No, go on Eddie.
Eddie Curry: No, really, you are... [Takes Davie's hand]
Eddie Curry: You are.
Dave the limo driver: Yes'm. So where am I driving you?
Eddie Curry: To the airport. I have to fly out to Lamar Odom’s wedding. He’s marrying one of those Kardashian ho’s.
Dave the limo driver: OH SHIT! The one with the big ass? Man she’s hot. Ain’t she banging some football player.
Eddie Curry: No not that one. That’s Kim with the big ass. Reggie Bush is getting in her bush. No Lamar’s marrying the stupid one. Well the stupidest one.
Dave the limo driver: Shit how can you tell which one that is?
Eddie Curry: It the dumb bitch that looks like a tranny. You know the one that was on the Celebrity Apprentice and got fired the first week cause she had a parking ticket.
Dave the limo driver: Yo that bitch? Damn she’s got a bigger Adams apple than Lebron James man.
Eddie Curry: You say that like there’s something wrong with it.
Dave the limo driver: Damn Eddie, I don’t care about that shit. I mean if Lamar wants some of the strange good for him. He can cruise with Eddie Murphy and all those dudes on the down low.
Eddie Curry: Yeah well he don’t have to cruise no more since he got his own home tranny equipment. And you know what else Dave?
Dave the limo driver: What Eddie?
Eddie Curry: I don’t gots to crusie either. Pull over bitch and we’ll see if we can keep up with the Kardasian’s.
(Driving Eddie Curry, 2009)
6 comments:
The Eddie Curry series holds the record for the most posts with the least comments.
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
I'm waiting for the curry recipes. Will there be curry recipes?
I'm sitting here on my cowmat, waiting for some good vindaloo recipes.
I don't understand what white women see in these horrible gross black males. I know, I know, you're not supposed to say that. Please God take me to a better place.
I messed up using this photo. But I loved the cheeseburger motif too much not to use it.
Oh by the way, Michael H, the special sauce is curry. Just sayn'
I think what the Kardasians see is dollar signs if you want to know the truth.
Plantar fasciitis? Ooh, sounds painful. I hear Jeff Garcia is available. Heh.
C ya at the Linc next month, bitches.
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