Here is a bunch of our fabric piled under the cutting table in the cutting service. He had to talk to the guy and tell him that we wanted the stuff to be treated a little better. He yessed me to death, I just hope he doesn't piss on it after we left.But I think we came to a meeting of the minds. You see I went full Quido on him. Pinky ring and Brooklyn Accent. Fuggedabout it!
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Is this some kind of trick poll?
I keep scrolling down on the poll and don't see the right answer anywhere on it.
Where's the Angels?
I used a Brooklyn accent one time.
Hotel Al owed my uncle $800. My uncle is a great guy, most generous man you ever met. But Hotel Al, the car parker at the Hotel Monteleone in Nawlins, had asked for a loan, and that is what my uncle gave him. A loan. A no interest loan, but a loan.
So my uncle said he wanted his money back and could I help him? I said yes. So we go to the Hotel Monteleone to their rotating bar and I get a martini. They put ice, lots of ice in my martini. This pissed me off.
In walks Hotel Al, and my uncle introduces us, saying "This is my nephew" and I am scowling at my martini, and Hotel Al feels uncomfortable and makes a joke. I don't laugh.
He says something to me and I say nothing back. He says something else and I pretend to suck at a stray piece of someone's ear that is stuck in my tooth.
He is all eye contact after that, but stays away from me. He says something to my uncle about the big one not being very friendly. Uncle says I am a prince as long as you don't make me mad.
On the way out I wave Hotel Al over with two fingers. My two middle fingers, that seemed more menacing. "You owe my uncle $800 dollars" I say. "Yeah, I am gonna pay that next week" he says. "Good" says I and walk out.
Uncle calls me a week later laughing hard and tells me Hotel Al payed him the $800 and offers an extra $50 which my uncle declines. Uncle thanks him. Hotel Al asks how my uncle's nephew is. Uncles says that I am happy now.
Trey
I use a Russian accent, but the principle is the same.
Da.
Trey
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