"What seems to be the problem Ma'am?"
"I don't know. I had the plumber from next store over to see if he could flush out my pipes. I thought the best thing to do was to fix him a little snack but when I touched his Weinershnitzel he fainted dead away. He is blue and I can't get him to move. He is stiff and not in a good way. Help!"
"Right away Ma'am. Get Johnny Gage on the case."
"I don't know. I had the plumber from next store over to see if he could flush out my pipes. I thought the best thing to do was to fix him a little snack but when I touched his Weinershnitzel he fainted dead away. He is blue and I can't get him to move. He is stiff and not in a good way. Help!"
"Right away Ma'am. Get Johnny Gage on the case."
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He is blue and I can't get him to move. He is stiff and not in a good way. Help!
Not an expert but it could be time to remove the cock ring.
OK I'm going to break the ice here, my plumber just left, he fixed the toilet and we had the kuchen and talked about his wife, my husband and old times, it was very sweet and nice, and it was in real life.
This thread is actually funny Trooper, I'm not going to be anybody else than who I am, online or off, just don't take me seriously unless I say so, I lived way too serious a life in REAL life, Im having fun now in my old age and I won't feel guilty about it.
I am glad you guys had a good time talking. And I bet the kuchen was kickass.
So, in other words you weren't verklemmt mit dem Klempner?
Naw, his wife just died about 6 months ago.
I have now begun my cycle.
As a result I require immense attention to myself, internally, and may not be able to share with others for some time.
The bitch wanted me to come to his home to be injected and I was like no fucking way. He also told me Fridays I needed to focus on legs, which I accept, but no home invites. It will be done in public, in a stall, so if something goes wrong bystanders will be there. He was like just come to my house on Shirley Ave. in Revere which is Hell-I said never bitch.
I hope you understand.
And I am not jerking around, I am cycling.
This is serious business.
It is all about concentration, internal examination, study, questioning life's complexities, and being really fucking hot and horny, natch.
Happy Holidays...whores.
Allie, that's sweet and touching beyond words.
Who is rcommal? Spinelli asked this yesterday too, is it another Meade SockPuppet, or possibly even EBL?
As to your second question, I'm not a sock puppet of either person (nor even a sock puppet of any stripe under the longstanding definition, which involves employing more than one identity simultaneously for a specific purpose or purposes, especially nefarious). <<---Trooper is clearly free to say my answer to your second question is a lie if it is or even if he were to believe that it is. But it's not.
As to your first question, what level of specificity are you seeking? And why are you asking Trooper?
Allie, that's sweet and touching beyond words.
This was sincere and heartfelt. That's all there is to say about those seven words, take it or leave it.
OK, since a massive case of insomnia has hit tonight, I will take you at face value, rcommal. I know that being suspected of sock puppetry is darn frustrating , especially if you aren't one.
So since you say you are sincere, I say I will take it and I do apologize for doubting you.
See the woman....plumbing problems
The intake manifold is located too close to the exhaust manifold.
I did not have sex with that woman ... Monica Lewinsky.
This relates to nothing, but I always smile when I say or hear it.
It is the perfect answer to so many questions undeserving of serious answers.
AllenS wrote: The intake manifold is located too close to the exhaust manifold.
In the old days, leaded fuels gave a nice smooth coating to the exhaust manifold valve seats. These days, older cars' motors need hardened valve seats to cope with the lack of Plumbum.
Looks like there were some nighthawks at the diner here last night.
Titus said... I have now begun my cycle.
Minstrel cycle? We told you that taking hormones would lead to no good.
Just went for a glorious walk with the rare clumber.
We hit Harvard Square, Inman Square, the quaint Kirkland Village and Porter Square.
It is is fab to have so many amenities within walking distance.
Dogs, farmers markets, fabulous people, brunches.
The city was alive with color.
What color are you?
AllenS in usual good fashion talked about the joy in watching the sun come up--of course we could move to Key West and engage in the spectacle of watching the sun go down.
Wholeheartedly agree with AllenS--something, at least to me, watching the sun rise--Its a wonderful thing.
I take great delight in nature--walking a grouse covert in the fall with sunlight streaming down thru aspens, and smelling the wild concord grapes. Even if I dont get a shot off it still a wonderful experience.
Watching a sunset in northern saskatchewan on a canoe trip--and then waiting another hour to see the northern lights.
There is so much beauty in nature but only if we take time to enjoy it.
I dont know who the cinematographer is on this nature schtick, but he or she does a wonderful job.
Meine dispatcher told me there was a problem with deine plumbing.
Dang! I had two bald eagles in a cottonwood tree just behind the house. Took a picture, but for some reason it isn't there to load. Double dang!
Meine plumbing got fixed , thanks for deine concern. The kuchen is all gone and the toothbrushes rescued from der toilet, so now the question is, should I bleach the hell out of those toothbrushes or throw them away?
Allen, I just got back from visiting my sister in Blackriver Falls, that is such a beautiful area of the state. I love all the wildlife that can be seen just by looking out the window sometimes.
Last summer while visiting my sister, I was sitting on her sofa, engrossed in a book , when I kept seeing something out of the corner of my eye, flying around the room, at first I thought it was a huge moth, then at closer glance I discovered it was a bat! Eeeek!
I just ducked down into the cushions and waited for my sister to come home, she is braver than I and good with swinging a broom. I eventually decided to open the patio door and it finally flew out, whew.
Looks like there were some nighthawks at the diner here last night.
Always fascinating when fair and clear minded thinkers publicly suspect Meade or Althouse of perpetuating sock puppetry during the wee hours of the morning to bolster their evil image.
Some memes have a life of their own.
What color are you?
My mood rings are blue.
Pot. Kettles and such.
That's not fair MamaM because that's not what I meant.
I'm sincerely sorry if you took it that way.
Hey, chickenlittle. I'm bluer than blue. Sadder than sad. You're the only life this empty room has ever had... ;-)
I guess Tom Waits for no one.
Hugs Darcy!
When I go out onto my tiny balcony of my very expensive and fab loft I can see two really hot guys from Nepal having coffee.
@Darcy: When does Federer defend his title again?
He only gathered three titles this year, but went out in style, having won the World Tour Finals against the the best of the best, chickenlittle. So, no defense until the end of next season. But! The Aussie Open is coming in late January. He's heading into it in fine form. Game on. :)
So then what do you do Titus, wave at them and yell "you hoo"?
Hi Darcy!
Hi ya, Allie. :)
So then what do you do Titus, wave at them and yell "you hoo"?
That's the downer of tight urban living isn't it?..the visually shared communal space which or may not be pleasant depending on the parties involved.
You sound a little like you're spying on them Titus--like a voyager.
I do not believe Ann and Meade engage in sockpuppetry and I do not consider either of them evil. Ann treats some of her commentators poorly(more through neglect than anything else)(and I am not speaking for myself) and they left. It happens.
I left Althouse not do to Ann but because other sites have better commentators. And there are a couple of commentators that I found offensive. There are still some very good commentators there and I miss reading them. I miss Ann's take on things and Meade's input, but it is okay.
@Titus: Is Kirkland Village where your CostCo is?
I was in Boston recently and missed that.
I left the gate to the chickens open and they ran out this morning and tore the shit out of the garden. A couple get out every day by flying, but a whole flock is an avian garden disaster. But they are very entertaining in their chickenways.
I cannot believe it just took 20 minutes to get to the Lowes in this shopping center. The sign was visible from the highway as back and forth, forth and back I went, but it was damnably hard to find the actual entrance to the actual shopping center rather than ending up at the bodyshop entrance if a car dealership (literally and figuratively). Meanwhile, the glare's so bad I'm half blinded now. Almost every time I drive in Moline I end up frustrated and pissed. A pox on it.
Now, in search if paint and wooden rosettes.
I left Althouse not do to Ann but because other sites have better commentators.
I left Althouse because the creep known as J started doing things like sending me emails and making anonymous comments at my blog and making threats after I made comments over there- some of them belied a certain degree of stalking. I don't think I "asked" for any of that. Anybody here is welcome to assert that everybody should be prepared for that sort of thing and grown up enough to handle it. Fine. But explain to me why a person like Althouse tolerates that amongst her commenters but then hits the delete key for those who personally creep her out.
Tell me also: has this J creep still been around Althouse? I don't read her threads like I used to but I still check out the posts.
Yes, he is still there, chickenlittle. And I don't blame you. Everyone has their level of tolerance, you know? For some, it is "Mooo." *shrugs*
chickenlittle, well yeah, that sums up what Ann did. J is a douchebag. He did not stalk me like he did you and others, but if I ever met him I would punch him in the face.
Chickelit: I think one reason J has stalked you is that J is the same creep or group of creeps who have done Luckyoldson, Jeremy, Maxine, a number of "wordy" trolls, etc, etc. I have good reasons to think this, but the reasoning behind it would take too long to explain. Suffice it to say that I'm not the only one who has this opinion.
Basically, J is the Southern California Unitroll.
Said Unitroll lives in Carlsbad, so you have every reason to be creeped. In fact, you might consider getting hold of the San Diego County Sheriff's office and see what they say, given J's history of weird and near-violent threats.
On behalf of Southern California, I apologize.
Just so you know Allie, rcommal is an old friend of ours who used to post all the time under another name. She decided to change her handle and we should respect that. Although her style should readily identify her to our old hands we should respect the fact she wanted to change her name.
I mean who wants to go through live called Jacob Julius Garfinkle?
Someone sent me the link where the EBL claimed that she didn't find any examples of J being anti-semtic or anti-mormon or abusive and threatening.
You have to conclude that she is either lying or so lazy that she doesn't even want to do a cursory search. In her comment she tells commenters to find the offending passages and email to her. Tells them to do the work of policing her blog. Tells them to up their game which I quess means coming up to her "high" standards. What a load of shit.
J should have been banned and deleted a long time ago. Both Palladian and I had said that many times and were ignored. Not even acknowledged. Fair enough. Let her enjoy J's participation. I guess his game is up to her standards.
OK, Trooper and rcommal, forgive my paranoia, still coming down from "over there", maybe some PTSD related paranoia, lol.
RCommal, again so sorry. It's sad we have to protect ourselves this way, but hey it's the internets, right?
@Tim: I don't have sitemeter on my blog, but Darcy does. I just went over there and pinged it. I show up as:
cox.net
Vista, California
Which is odd because I don't live in Vista but rather next door Oceanside. Whatever, I don't control where cox puts me.
A while back, there was an Althouse commenter named Julius or dead julius or something who was convinced that I worked for Darrell Issa (I don't who does live in Vista). Just connecting some dots.
Also I don't want anything to do with them anymore but I think she owes RogerJ a sincere and detailed apolgy.
He is a gentleman and an American Hero who deserves much more than the back of a greasy liverspotted hand. His posts have been unfailingly kind and generous and bring nothing but honor to the places he cares to visit.
But I wouldn't hold my breath.
Trooper, she picked three people out to ridicule, myself, Allie and Roger.
I know Allen. Sorry I didn't include both you guys. It is just the RogerJ wrote a very nice explaination on her bitch page and she totally dissed him.
I consider you an American hero as well and you are someone I admire greatly. (And that's not ass kissing because that would seem kind of gay and you might kill me).
It was wrong for someone who made the contributions that you have to her blog to be deleted so cavalierly. I believe she owes both you and Allie an appolgy as well.
But RogerJ carried it further by addressing it with her directly and got another smack in the face. That is what pissed me off.
Yes, no one calls us boring and clutter and lives to tell the tale, dammit!
Uh oh, now she will think we just threatened her, JUST A JOKE.
Yes I read that , Roger doesn't deserve that kind of dismissive attitude, but not at all surprising.
Chickelit: My reasons for pegging the Unitroll to Carlsbad have nothing to do with Sitemeter info. He left too many other tracks. The Sitemeter has helped confirm some comings and goings and point in general to other places he posts from, but otherwise has little to do with it.
Allie, don't give it even a split second's thought. How could you know?
Moving right along.
So happy to have escaped from that parking lot in one piece!
Frickin' Moline.
I agree with Trooper. Ann should apologize to AllenS, RogerJ, and Allie. But she probably will not. Because being Ann Althouse is never having to say you are sorry. Benign neglect I believe she calls it.
I do not want to elevate or empower J. J is nothing. I choose not to be around people like that.
If J were gone, then I might comment at Althouse. Or not. I like it here better.
Thank you Fred. I value you comments.
Gentlepersons, all. Trooper. Thanks for your support. greatly appreciated. I have really enjoyed your blog. I do like yakking about politics, but much more prefer a place where there is a sense of humor. (this is like "the name of the rose" where humor had its bad name.
In today's world, there is "serious and concerned" all around us. I am tired of serious and concerned. I enjoy the free spirited approach that is embodied in this blog. It,s too difficult to maintain hard feelings toward someone else. Much easier to walk away.
Trooper: I am genuinely humbled at your reference to American heroes. But I am not. I simply had the opportunity to serve with American heroes like AllenS.
If you want to see such people, google the Joseph Mark Lauinger library at Georgetown University. Joe was my scout platoon leader and I wrote his citation. I was with him on the day he died. And say a prayer for Sgt Willard Croy, also KIA on that day on the 8th of January, 1970. Willard left a wife and two children. Over 40 years ago, and they are always on my mind.
I know the troopers whom I was privileged to lead and although not a catholic myself I have a mass said for both of them every January 8th and will continue to do so until the day I die. These are, along with Allens, the real heroes. they gave the last full measure.
Most heroes that you never hear about, are because they never returned. I'm still in contact with sisters, brothers and friends of men that were KIA that I served with. As long as their memory is preserved with us, is what counts the most.
AllenS, as always, says it much better than I. Tomorrow morning we will watch the sunrise and thank god for a new day
I will remember those heros in my prayers tomorrow at Mass RogerJ and will light a candle at Mass for them.
I don't care what you say....I think that you RogerJ, AllenS and all the kids like Allie's daughter are true heros who deserve our thanks and appreciation.
Trooper: thanks
Garry Owen Sir!
That's right Allen and Roger, Those guys who gave the ultimate sacrifice are heros, but I still think that you guys are heros as well as my daughter, she's coming home on leave from A Stan! I'm so excited! I should post a link to her picture over there, but then I don't know if I should, OPSEC and all.
I worry about her, but she tells me the biggest hurdle they have is boredom on the base she's at. I really worry when she has to go off base in a convoy at times, THAT is so damn frightening. I'm going to ask her if I can post a pic here for you guys. Its so ugly over there, even the buildings they live in are ugly, like plywood shacks.
What you can do if you want Allie is email me photo's of things you want to post at trooperkirbyyork@live.com and I will put up a thread if you want.
I know we would all love to see what is going on there even if it is as simple as what a MASH unit looks over there with the boots on the ground.
Of course if you have any photos of Hot Lips Houlihan with her legs in the air I will be happy to post it as well. Just sayn'
1st Marine Logistics Group Facebook Page
There are some great pics here , until I can contact her regarding posting a couple of pics. They work 12 hour days 7 days a week over there, but she is happy because she is raking in the dough, between Hazard pay and being able to keep their BAH, she's dreaming up how to spend her money once she gets home, lol.
She actually isn't working in a Mash unit, but is doing something I can't discuss, does work closely with top brass.
Allie, tell your daughter that I said, God bless.
I will Allen, thanks so much, any of you are prayer types, feel free to add her and the 1st MLG in your nightly prayers.
second AllenS' comment
Thanks Roger and Troopie too. I would love for you guys to get to see my little girl in her Kevlar and flak jacket and helmet, she looks like a green Michelin Man, hysterical.
Actually she's far from a little girl, she's 39 years old and divorced, no kids, beautiful inside and out. She been in the Navy since 2002, she will make Chief soon after she gets home, she was basically told that outright. She what they call an FMF Corpsman because she's attached to the Marines.
There's a very nice old Sargent , just one rank above hers that she's friendly with, but no hanky panky allowed over there, BIG NO NO, not like Mash at all.
There are no chain stores in my hood.
I am saddened you ever had to ask.
Whaa--??? No place buy chains?!?
It's an outrage. So, I guess you get yours via mail order, Titus?
Just special fabulous businesses that tend to be very small and exclusive.
This one place that these tiny chairs, that were for sale, sitting outside today. All I could think is what the fuck do you do with a tiny chair?
This is a family blog. Figure it out for yourself.
I hope you know that was a joke, Titus; I forgot the ; ) .
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