She was very famous for a while and even got some guest starring roles on various sitcoms.
And one of our infrequent commenters knows her very well. Allegedly.
Whose that girl?
And one of our infrequent commenters knows her very well. Allegedly.
Whose that girl?
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I can never take my own advice.
She kind of looks like Jessica Hahn , the one that seduced Jim Bakker.
You are correct my dear.
You know your sluts Allie.
She used to work with Sam Kinnison, the greatest comedian ever. Much better than the late Patrice Laumumba whatshisname, who basically recycled all of Sam's old bits.
But enough about that. There are probably other sluts to discuss.
Indeed there are.
How about Hot Lips?
Sixty, I saw Kinnison in person. He had a great talent. Here was my problem w/ him. He did some very intelligent comedy and dug into truths like comedians can do better than anyone. But, then he would do the cheap shit. He showed contempt for his audience, like "I know you'll laugh @ this shit so here it is." Of course he had substance issues times 10 and that was in play also. A tortured soul like so many stand ups.
Saying Sam had substance abuse issues is like saying the Titanic had some water issues. I have still never heard anyone funnier or, at his best, better at skewering human relationships.
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! ARGHHHHHHH!"
Sam Kinison
Sam was the man!
You wanna end world hunger? GET YOUR ASSES OUTTA THE DESERT! YA SEE THIS? THAT"S RIGHT, SAND. AND IT'S GONNA BE SAND IN A HUNDRED YEARS. YOU WANNA STOP BEING HUNGRY? GO LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
Wait a minute ricpic.
Why are you doing Moses's stand up routine?
Isn't that Archie Bunker's front door?
Isn't that Archie Bunker's front door?
The goyim never let up! But that's a good one, Moses' standup routine. NOW GO PICK THE POTATOES OUTTA YOUR EARS!
Hahaha, takes one to know one I guess the old saying is.
No that is the door in Married With Children which copied Archie's door.
Those are nice tits.
I like tits.
They bounce.
They are happy.
They can sag though and then they seem sad.
tits.
It looks as though roid rage is preceded by roid dementia.
More Sam:
“I got a real depressing letter from my folks about two weeks ago, because I haven’t been taking real good care of my money. They said, ‘Sam, we can’t send you any more money. You’re out of control, and you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing with your cash. And… you’re old enough to be on your own.’ I said, ‘Oh, okay’… and I called them. I said, ‘Mom, get dad on the phone too, wake him up, I know it’s late, but I want you both to hear this. You know, before I was your little son, before I was your baby, before I was your LOAN, I was a free spirit in the next stage of life. I walked in the cosmos, not imprisoned by a body of flesh, but free, in a pure body of light. There were no questions, only answers, no weaknesses, only strengths, I was light, I was truth, I was a spiritual being, I was a God… but you had to FUCK and bring my ass down HERE. I didn’t ask to be born! I didn’t call and say: ‘Hey, please have me so I could work in a fuckin’ Winchell’s someday!’ Now you want me to pay my own way? … FUCK YOU! PICK UP THE FUCKIN’ CHECK, MOM! PICK IT UP!’”
Haha Sixty. Titus asked what color we all were earlier. Oh man someone slipped some funny stuff into the vial. It's making him sound less sexual and sort of dreamy.
Heavy drug usage changes a person, just sayin'...
So does heavy roid use. But hey, if it works for Titus, what the heck.
Titus, my friend--you one of the young bulls who tend to be focused on firm and perky--as an old bull (>70) let me assure you that when you become an old bull ALL tits are great. Did I ever tell you about the worst rack I ever saw?
They were wonderful
The difficulty, of course, in being an old bull, we dont move fast enough to gain access--that is of course why God created alcohol.
A very astute observation Roger.
I worked a case where a dude claimed his knee and shoulder problems were caused by the poor work conditions @ his warehouse. I learned he was a big pumper of iron and that where he worked out the juice was sold in the locker room. I couldn't get anyone @ the gym to talk w/ me..it's a closed society. So, I found out he had an ex-girlfriend that dumped him recently. I sat down w/ her and she told me he did steroids and that was the main reason she dumped him.
You see, long term use of the juice plays havoc w/ your joints. But, the girlfriend's problem was the juice rage, a horrible side effect. Her other problem was he often couldn't get it up . As she said to me, "I couldn't suck it up, and I'm pretty good." She put this all in a statement. The dude settled for a paltry amount, 10% of what he was asking for. Those ex's are often goldmines.
Does our Gay Angel Titus know about johnson deficit side effects?
Well, TY's has been a gold mine of info lately.
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