Yo slick waz the word? You knows what it is baby! THE BIG APPLE! Wait that was three words. Well what the hey I was never good at math, sssshhhheeeeetttttt I could play football after all.
Anyways both New York teams won. They both be 2 and 0 which is unbelievable. I mean I knows my Gints is gonna win the Super Bowl but who knew the dog ass Jets could beat the Pats. Holy shit that Brady boy be too tied fucking his supermodels to win ya know. The boy gots to save some of his sap for game time man. That’s what Coach Noll used to say. He would lock us up for the whole season and shit and we couldn’t none of us get any of the strange. Why you think Mean Joe Greene was so fuckin’ mean. Man he had a woodie you could pound nails with. Even that stupid cracker Bradshaw would start to lose it. Man I remember after we were eliminated one year he went right from the stadium to the ice skating rink cause he wanted to bang the shit out his wife that ice skating twat Jo Jo Starbuck. But the locker room was dark and when he went in and threw the bitch on the training table and stuck it in she was screaming and squirming in a high pitched voice and all. It turned out he grabbed Scott Hamilton by mistake. The fucker still lends letters to the pre-game show.
So Brady has to keep it in his pants doing the season so he can keep his powers. He looked like a fool although I have to say the Jet’s defense seems strong this year. I knew they would with Coach Ryan cause all them fuckin Ryan’s is crazy. I remember when his daddy Buddy punched the offensive coordinator on the sideline. Course his daddy lost the Jets job that Walt Michaels got cause he punched Leon Hess in the nads. These Ryan’s just can’t keep theys hands to themselves.
The Giants did to the Cowboys like I knew they would. You see Eli with that last drive. Man they gave him too much time. And those pussy Cowboys called that final timeout so the fuckin’ kicker had to kick it twice. You know they had to lose when they pulled that shit. That Tony is another douche bag who does all his playing with his cock. He’s the next coming of Norm Snead for crying out loud.
The Igles sucked dead dogs. Which probably made Vick happy. And my Steel Curtain lost to the Bears. The fuckin’ Bears? What the fuck did Dick Butkis and Gale Sayers come out of retirement. I thought they were dead and shit. What a bunch of pussies. Rothesberger or whatever his Kraut name is should spend less time humping the desk clerk and more time studying the fuckin’ game plan.
Tonight two more loser teams. The Colts and the Dolphins. At least back in the day Miami had all the good dope with Mercury Morris and shit. Now what they got. A lame ass ex-Jet at quarterback. And the Colts ain’t much better. They got the wrong Manning.
I ain’t even gonna watch the game man. They gots this new sitcom with the long legged blonde Darhma bitch. Damn that ho is hot. I think I am just gonna pour me a Hennessey and get some chips and sit back and laugh and laugh. Sort of what I did to the ‘Boys and the Pats this week. They looked like bitches too! Hee.
Anyways both New York teams won. They both be 2 and 0 which is unbelievable. I mean I knows my Gints is gonna win the Super Bowl but who knew the dog ass Jets could beat the Pats. Holy shit that Brady boy be too tied fucking his supermodels to win ya know. The boy gots to save some of his sap for game time man. That’s what Coach Noll used to say. He would lock us up for the whole season and shit and we couldn’t none of us get any of the strange. Why you think Mean Joe Greene was so fuckin’ mean. Man he had a woodie you could pound nails with. Even that stupid cracker Bradshaw would start to lose it. Man I remember after we were eliminated one year he went right from the stadium to the ice skating rink cause he wanted to bang the shit out his wife that ice skating twat Jo Jo Starbuck. But the locker room was dark and when he went in and threw the bitch on the training table and stuck it in she was screaming and squirming in a high pitched voice and all. It turned out he grabbed Scott Hamilton by mistake. The fucker still lends letters to the pre-game show.
So Brady has to keep it in his pants doing the season so he can keep his powers. He looked like a fool although I have to say the Jet’s defense seems strong this year. I knew they would with Coach Ryan cause all them fuckin Ryan’s is crazy. I remember when his daddy Buddy punched the offensive coordinator on the sideline. Course his daddy lost the Jets job that Walt Michaels got cause he punched Leon Hess in the nads. These Ryan’s just can’t keep theys hands to themselves.
The Giants did to the Cowboys like I knew they would. You see Eli with that last drive. Man they gave him too much time. And those pussy Cowboys called that final timeout so the fuckin’ kicker had to kick it twice. You know they had to lose when they pulled that shit. That Tony is another douche bag who does all his playing with his cock. He’s the next coming of Norm Snead for crying out loud.
The Igles sucked dead dogs. Which probably made Vick happy. And my Steel Curtain lost to the Bears. The fuckin’ Bears? What the fuck did Dick Butkis and Gale Sayers come out of retirement. I thought they were dead and shit. What a bunch of pussies. Rothesberger or whatever his Kraut name is should spend less time humping the desk clerk and more time studying the fuckin’ game plan.
Tonight two more loser teams. The Colts and the Dolphins. At least back in the day Miami had all the good dope with Mercury Morris and shit. Now what they got. A lame ass ex-Jet at quarterback. And the Colts ain’t much better. They got the wrong Manning.
I ain’t even gonna watch the game man. They gots this new sitcom with the long legged blonde Darhma bitch. Damn that ho is hot. I think I am just gonna pour me a Hennessey and get some chips and sit back and laugh and laugh. Sort of what I did to the ‘Boys and the Pats this week. They looked like bitches too! Hee.
1 comment:
Yeah, the Steelers offense looks like the second string from the team from Miss Sally's Hair Design Academy.
No running game at all.
By the way, is it Roethlisberger, and it is Swiss. He went over for a visit a few years ago, and the Swiss made him Honorary King and gave him a huge hunk of cheese and a cow.
Post a Comment