Yo son what's up with that. What a week in the NFL. It ran about as expected didn't.
My boy Eli was just fine with his heel and all as my Giants whipped on those poor Oakland Raiders. Damn what happened to those boys. They used to be so tough. And where was the Snake and Otis Sistrunk. Man they changed the whole freakin team. I mean I don't really pay attention to West Coast football. By the time those games come on I am usually too high to pay attention anyways. But the Giants won easily and Eli's heel wasn't a problem. And he kept his streak alive. But I knows one thing. No matter how long he plays he can never be as big a heel as Brett Farve.
Now the Vikings won again which is surprising. I bet Bud Grant must be pretty happy. I mean he hasn't coached a team this good since him and Allen's wife was on the same Page. But I don't know why the Vikings even play. I mean even if they get to the Super Bowl they just gonna lose. Again.
My Steelers won a close one over the chiefs. No matter how many midget running backs Hank Stram sent in there they still pulled it out. Kinda like I wished that last dude on that train Farve's momma pulled would have pulled out too! But hey a wins a win.
My old friend Al Sharpton is all over the news cause he wants the NFL to ban Rush Limbaugh who wants to buy a team. What's up with that shit. Man this is America. If the man's got the scratch he can buy anything he wants. I don't know what happened to Al. We used to hang around back in the day when he was working with James Brown. We did some heavy partying back then. Course he was wearing the sweatsuits and the big medallion and the processed weave back then. Man we used to party like Tawana Brawley back then. Shit faced and half in the bag. But when we wuz partying we didn't care who we banged. White Chicks, fine ebony princesses, asians even your occasional puerto ricans. I remember we were hanging out with Mick Jagger and these two Spanish girls called up and they had a case of wine and they wanted to party just like we used too! Damn we had us some fun. But now he's got all serious and shit. If he want's to pick on a fat guy why not mess up that Louie Anderson. That fuck creeps me out man.
Anyways I am off to watch Monday night football. Tonight that new Mexican quarterback is gonna kick the crap out of Marino when the Jets play the Dolphins. My friend Lem's zapatos is bring over a case of Bud Nips and we are gonna party and watch the game and prank email all night.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Remember this classic MNF line:
Otis Sistrunk ...University of Mars
Was that Dandy Don who said that?
BTW your Yankees are in big trouble vs. The Phils.
I was there, it was great, you were wrong. Jet fans couldn't even win the fights in the stands.
Wildcat. I see many more battles between Mark Dirty Sanchez and Henne over the next ten years.
The Jets lost last night? Damn I turned it off. I am rooting for Buddy Ryan's son to do well with the Jets.
That's just the Jets. They just suck. In so many ways.
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