What a pisser!!!

Wow what a pisser. So to speak.

Hey Sports fans its A-Rods urine sample reporting to you on the baseball playoffs. And what a playoff it has been. My man A-Rod shut up all the doubters with his clutch two run homer to tie up the game in the bottom of the ninth. Off the closer Joe Nathan. You would think A-Rod would have no problem with this douche since Nathan has a lot in common with Kate Hudson legs. They can’t stay closed. Plus Alex had another ribby hit and he is coming out of his shell. Carol Burnett stopped with the drama and Posada was able to come in the game after he did six innings pitching to his pet catcher. Then Tex comes through with a homer in the eleventh to seal the deal. Sweet. Mystique and Aura moved over across the street to the new stadium. One more win and the Yank will roll into the ALCS.

It looks like they will be playing the Angels who are bitch slapping the Red Sox like they were married to Ike Turner. They are ahead two games to none and unless they get Bernie Carbo to pinch hit they are kinda screwed. Hee.

Saint Joe Torre has his Dodgers winning too. Tony LaRussa is gonna have to get tanked up and run over a few of the Dodgers if they are gonna have a chance. The funny thing is Manny has been sucking it for a while. I think he is off the juice so he ain’t hitting the way he can. But even so they are kicking Cardinal ass big time.

The Phillies are sucking it, letting the Rock Heads tie up the series. What’s wrong with these chumps. I thought they were the World Champs. They are playing like the World Chumps. And they are gonna play in the snow tonight at nine ‘o fucking clock at night. In Colorado. I bet they freeze their cheese steaks off. I just hope the Phillies make it to the Series because they should be the easiest team to beat. I mean they only beat out the Mets the last few years and how hard could that be.

All in all it’s been a pisser. My favorite kind.