Sunday, January 1, 2012

But she finds it hard to swallow!


Hey Tim's favorite Ann Curry is now a style maven! She is being singled out for her personal style!

But look at this photo! These people need to eat something! Stat! Enough already!

Have a fuckin meatball for crying out loud!

30 comments:

Jason (the commenter) said...

Have a fuckin meatball for crying out loud!

That's probably do. That's their dinner, one meatball and a glass of water.

Chip S. said...

She's my least favorite curry.

red > green > massaman > tim > ann > indian

Anonymous said...

Woo Hoo, Packers win again, first team in all time to sweep NFC north!

Anonymous said...

Badgers! Jump around, see EBL, the cow.

Titus said...

Go Pats!

Another win, natch.

ricpic said...

The little man was ill at ease,
He asked the waiter "Some bread, please."
The waiter hollered down the hall,
"Ya gets no bread with one meatball!"
One meat ball.
One meat ball.




That's the ending of a great song from the '30s that the commies appropriated for their use. But it was still a great song. Sung best by the late great Josh White.

ricpic said...

Can't think of the name of the guy who needs a toupe, or a toupay, but he needs one bad. Just came to me: Matt Lauer. Some guys bald good. Not Mattie.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

She is a Guami Bear!

Titus said...

I am watching Portlandia which is on all night tonight.

It's fucking hilarious.

Troop, you would enjoy.

It makes fun of hipsters.

tits

Darcy said...

I always liked Ann Curry's look, but yeah, a meatball or two. :)

Darcy said...

And I'm having a salad. I've been running my ass off for more than 6 months and it is still there.

*sigh*

blake said...

Darcy,

I think we need some before and after pix to assess the ass assiduously.

Darcy said...

Well, at least one Althousian has seen me in person (the "before").

I'll see what I can do about the...wait. No.

LOL

windbag said...

@ricpic: We had a player piano when I was growing up. My dad still has it. We were going through some of the old scrolls and playing them a few years back. "One Meatball" was one of the songs. I never expected anyone else to say they had heard of it.

dbp said...

She doesn't seem excessively thin to me, but hard to tell when she is wearing a bulky coat.

The guy in the middle looks like a bag of bones, even with his trench coat on.

Michael Haz said...

Spectacular. Say no more, say no more.

Michael Haz said...

Save the bones for Henry Jones.

Darcy said...

LOL, Michael.

TTBurnett said...

Matt Lauer is a shambling, balding bag of bones, but Ann Curry is, to me at least, an extremely attractive woman. She's hardworking, vivacious, and smart. As Ask Men magazine put it, she has an earnest, but slightly ditzy personality that some might regard as a turn-off. But I'm happy to see it as a symptom of her being a real human being.

Of course she's scrawny. What do you expect? She's half-Asian and 50-something. She's well past being a sex object, although Ask Men voted her Sexiest Newscaster and "Hottest MILF Newscaster" some years ago. Here's their appraisal.

I've got to say, back in the '90's, she had some of the the best legs in broadcast journalism. But, as she has entered into that "youth of old age" all too familiar to many of us, her legs have gotten more bird-like, along with the rest of her.

But Ann Curry's own words are the wisest: "Beauty doesn't matter because in the end, we all lose our looks and all we have is our heart."

And for all I see, Ann Curry's heart is just fine, thank you.

TTBurnett said...

And another point. If you're going to be in TV, thin wears much better on-camera when you're old than fat.

In Boston, we have a tradition of keeping newscasters into their golden years. I've seen this effect both ways.

I think Ann Curry plans to stick around. And, anyway, not everyone can be Diane Sawyer, who has managed to find the elusive happy medium.

The Dude said...

Who cares about that commie talking head - how about them Gints?

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rcocean said...

She has one big mouth. I mean physically her mouth is huge. You could fit a hot dog in there, sideways.

The Dude said...

Sure, but why would you?

The Dude said...

Looks like the Gints defense is taking this half off.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I find it hard to swallow this post. I know, I know, I should not care. Gawd, my twin is just so self righteous and delusional sometimes!

The Dude said...
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ndspinelli said...

Titus, I know a guy who is a waiter @ a nice restaurant in Boston frequented by athletes, celebs, etc. He believes Brady is gay, or at least bi. NTTAWT.

The Dude said...

Nick, I know a football player who claims there is a waiter in Boston who isn't gay. I don't believe him.

ken in tx said...

I like 'One Meat Ball' as a song. I didn't know the Commies had anything to do with it. I figured it reflected the hardships of the Great Depression.