And I tell the girl that I don't want to look like Leonid Brezhnev....and she said to me "Who is that?" I said "How old are you?" She said she was 20. I have stains in my underwear that are older than that.
I had to get my eyebrows fixed for our new project. I have to spruce up a little. I also made an appointment for a massage, facial and acupuncture. I told the girl I wanted cumcumbers over my eyes and she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about. Again.
But I am realistic. I can pull off the Leonid Brezhnev look.
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Son, you owe us some Adrienne or Racquel or something after that.
No..he owes us a Men in Black memory eraser. My God, have you no respect for your commenters. And, it's the fucking dinner hour!!!
So glad the lighting was poor!
Hey, dude--don't forget the mani and pedi.
(And--pleasepleasepleasedearLord--don't share if you lose your mind and go for some sort of wax job, Brazilian or otherwise. Promise?)
I had to get my eyebrows fixed for our new project.
Right. Like they can take the evil arch out of them. :)
How much cash would our resident homosexual need to titty fuck that?
Because I might die if you do.
So cute, Troop.
Which reminds me that I need a mani-pedicure. Or manic pedicure, as CL might offer. :)
LOL. rcomml beat me to it.
"Yes, this is Breshnev. I would like a large pizza w/ boiled beef, potatoes and beets and 2 liters of your finest vodka. Please give me a total so I can write you a check."
Wow, your face up in lights perhaps? Intriguing.
"Yes, is Breshnev. I would like large pizza w/ boiled beef, potatoes and beets plus 2 liters finest vodka. Please give me total so I can write you check."
Sounds more authentic.
I also made an appointment for a massage, facial and acupuncture.
One of these things...doesn't belong.
@darcy: I would never deceive or mislead like that.
Not you.
@cl:
huggles
What the hell does eye brow threading mean?
I am the token homo here.
Titus, it's a sexual practice.
Oh Titus, it's kind of cool - they shape your eyebrows by pulling two threads through them. It's kind of artsy.
Oh darn Darcy gave it away, lol!
Dang it. Sorry, Allie. :)
Hehehe, it's OK, there will be more Titus questions in the future.
Heck, the questions he asked last night were not answered, as far as that goes...
Hey I am going for a facial tomorrow.
And no Titus it is not the type of facial you get on a Saturday night.
Sixty, I know which questions you are referring to, nope I'm not about to give Titus an anatomy lesson.
You made me laugh, Allie, and neither am I. I will leave that to Soul Sister Number One, Urethra Franklin.
Maybe Representative Virginia Foxx can explain it.
Allie Oop said...
Maybe Representative Virginia Foxx can explain it.
He wouldn't listen. He hates "the South." That's what I meant the other day about bigotry. He probably even hates Duane Allman, RIP.
Bebe Rebozo didn't hit that.
Just read your email. That is fantastic news!
You are going to be way bigger than you-know-who very soon and I'm not channeling John Lennon.
Hi Chip!
Buonasera, donna bella
Ooh. Italian lessons.
I was watching a couple of my fave clips from La Dolce Vita last night. That always makes me want to be Marcello Mastroianni for a couple of days.
I just watched a bit of the Enrico Caruso biopic - that didn't make me want to have a throat hemorrhage - talk about tears of a clown! Ouch!
I do need to brush up on my Italian.
Oh yeah? Watch this!
I do want a phone like that. I miss them.
They make retro phones that look like old rotary ones: link.
I couldn't figure out what phone you were talking about at first. Then I realized that I'd been avoiding actually looking at the Brezhnev pic, and it had to be there.
I've got a black rotary phone from I guess the early '50s that must weigh a couple of pounds. Got it as a gift and got it rewired. It's great for hanging up on telemarketers. Slamming a heavy handset is much more satisfying than thumbing the "end" button.
Maybe I'll order one. We need new ones. Thanks.
Shouldn't that phone be red?
Was he dressed by the same people who made Jeanie's clothes?
Or one of these.
@Chip S: I like Bakelite
Me too. Indestructible.
Not so great when you reach a menu system, tho.
I did a year of Italian in college. Lessee...
La luna, vergognato di tua belleza, nasconde dietro le nuvole.
I think that works, but prepositions are tricky.
Feminist empowerment you can believe in...
Well not for Trooper York's wife (or Trooper). They live in Bloombergia, the land of no guns and no violence where everyone lives in peace and harmony.
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