I ask you Ron, (because I know you played a lot of attention) how the heck did Joan Holloway play the accordian on Mad Men on Sunday without getting her protruding nips caught in the keys?
Will someone explain that to me?
I bet Ron would volunteer to be her monkey if she wanted to do some organ grinding.
So to speak.
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I'm reminded of the phrase: "Tits in a wringer".
Q: How did she do that?
A: Joanie's gotta squeezebox and Ron never sleeps at night.
(hey can that be the title of a new continuing series?)
Nice, I like that.
I used that Who lyric when she walked on camera with the accordian that matches her hair!
One wonders if there are special nip attachments for accordian...say, "vibrato" and "tremelo."
C.Hendricks, apparently actually plays the accordian, hence it being worked in... This is more woman than a mere man can stand...
Alas, Joan has married Dr. Rapist McDouchenozzle...maybe she'll come to her senses...I keep a candle in the window.
If there's a Whammy Bar for accordian, Joan's the one who can handle it!
idle thought...possibly career goal...be a cross between Myron Floren and Jimmy Page.
"How much does it pay for being her nipple protector?"
"About $12 an hour."
"$12 an hour, that is not much!"
"Yeah, but it is all I can afford."
Rimshot.
Trey
Hendricks totally jammed on "Foxy Lady"
I'm afraid I would have to study the footage closely and repeatedly to offer an opinion.
Do you have a foot fetish mcg?
chickelit: Aww, move over cad-over, and let Joanie take over!
Yo Patty, turn those headlights down.
I stood up next to a mountain (s) and chopped it down with the edge of my hand.
Hey Joan, where ya going with those big guns...
Ron said: "Alas, Joan has married Dr. Rapist McDouchenozzle...maybe she'll come to her senses..."
I was all excited when she helped develop ideas for that TV dweeb at the office. It looked for a while (well, for an episode at least) that she was going to advance her career there. Hopefully they'll get back to that story line one day.
At least her tits seem more real than her hair. Do you really watch this shit?
Didn't you guys hear that Michael Jackson just died? Thats some serious news.
Do you really watch this shit?
You bet!
Did anyone notice that she is short waisted?
Naw, guess not.
That's one of the beautiful things about having big breasts. All other proportions seem irrelevant.
Too bad she wasn't wearing a tie-dyed shirt.
Did anyone notice that she is short waisted?
Penny, you say that as if it were a bad thing--aren't most models short-waisted, long legged ectomorphs?
Hendricks is obviously not built like Twiggy, but I don't think her boobage distracts from the rest of her.
JMHO
She has a waist? Who knew!
Next thing you will be saying is that she has eyes!
Fuggitaboutit.
Trey
That's one of the beautiful things about having big breasts. All other proportions seem irrelevant.
Unless you're a guy...
I didn't mean it as a bad thing, Chickelit, I was making a joke for cripes sake. lol
I think you are right that most models are ectomorphs, and tall. Some models get their extra inches in their torso, and some in their legs.
Would it be mean of me to send you off to look at some pictures of Victoria Secret models to see what I mean? ;)
Set a timer! :P
Penny:
For the sake of clarity, perhaps you could pick one or two good examples to illustrate your point from this list. Just call them out by number.
Thanks! :)
I think we are talking about models for two different groups. Clothes models have a look that helps sell clothes and appeals to the people who buy the clothes, women and gay guys. Swimsuit models appeal to straight guys. Think Vanity Fair v. Maxim.
Some of the differences are playing to your audience.
Trey
Penny & Trey
I think what you're getting at is that when it comes to appealing to the straight-guy eye, busty is really all that matters. Nothing else is noticed.
I'm saying that curvy women who also happen to be high-waisted (like Hendricks or Nigella Lawson) occupy a special class of that group, at or near the top.
Again, JMHO
Chickenlittle, I hear you bro, no need to splain this to me.
Trey
Chickelit, hard telling from some of the angles, but 50 appears to have a long torso. I didn't notice any short waisted on the first page.
Never got past the first page because the link wasn't working.
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