Usually at Trooper York we celebrate the female form in all it's glory. But you know we love you as you are. We don't want you to get botox or liposuction or lap band or any of that other shit. I mean just be who you are. And we will love you. Long time.So here is your chance to vote for who is your worst nightmare. Who would make your johnson shrivel up like dipping it into the ice bucket. Your choices:
Joan Rivers (The biggest bitch on the planet, may her twat rot off)
Nancy Pelosi (I would cry about the violence but my face can't move)
The Bride of Wilderstein (you know she had to make the list)
Meg Ryan (You got mail bitch and it is from puffy face town)
Heather Locklear (TJ Hooker would jump on the hood of the car to get away from you now)
Ribald comments and insults welcome.
Also write in candidates are encouraged.
17 comments:
Hey is it just me or does Nancy look like she has the beginings of a nice porno guy mustache?
I feel sorry for all of them.
Time and age are a couple of bitches for what they do to you. The best thing is to act like it doesn't bother you and just get on with your life.
The problem with plastic surgery is that, when it shows, two things become clear: Time may have wizened, but has not imparted wisdom.
Here's the celebrity male version for down the road: link.
I can't believe Meg Ryan did that to herself. I actually had no idea until you put that up there.
What a bummer.
Joan's nose reminded me of the Man of a Thousand Faces: link.
Hey is it just me or does Nancy look like she has the beginings of a nice porno guy mustache?
Obama has one of those too-haven't you noticed?
Mickey Rourke still should have won Best Actor last year. Pelosi's people made sure he didn't.
Oh noooo.
what happened to Meg Ryan?
That's actually a good picture of Meg Ryan people; she has her lips squished up so they aren't as big as normal.
The bride of Wilderstein may have the worst botchtox job, but Pelosi is definitely the biggest and dumbest beeyotch. I'd have to say throw Pelosi off of the boat, you can always use a bag on the other ones, but you would never be able to shut Pelosi up.
I forced my bride to check this out, first time she visited your humble establishment.
She wants to vote for number three. Make it so please.
That's called a football game stache. 11 on each side.
These photos are just horrible. There is an mental illness called body dysmorphic disorder in which people think that they are physically unattractive or misshapen when they are not. Michael Jackson likely had it, many of these women do to. Maybe not Pelosi.
It is so sad, most of them were at one time attractive women, but they could not stop trying to improve and correct, until they came to look like monsters.
It is really so sad. And ugly. The wife and I watched 300 on blu-ray last night and I think I saw a couple of these folks in the movie.
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Oog. Can I vote for all of them?
Pelosi wins for her Cruella Deville look, but Heather Locklear and Meg Ryan contend for driving-the-Porsche-into-a-brick-wall look.
Horrible.
Rivers comes in last. I mean, like me, she wasn't exactly starting with much.
The thing of it is (Brooklyn!) women need to be loved. So do men you say? Well...not as much. A guy sees that he's going, physically, and he's not happy about it but it's not the end of the world, or more accurately the end of his world. A woman sees that she's going...and it's devastating. Cause who's gonna love her? And that's why they all did it.
The problem with plastic surgery is that....
you have surgeons who should just be saying, "Uh, no, sorry."
But they don't.
Joanie looks like a Twilight Zone Zsa Zsa.
Hoosier nailed it. What kind of physician does that to someone?
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